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Oopsies, got my tricks mixed up!
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An odd debacle that happened 3 weeks or so ago.  A former playpal had texted(And this went on for about a week prior with no actual phone calls.) me asking if i wanted to fun about and/or go to some matinee as he'd be in a hotel nearby; or so i thought.  Being quite horned and single however, i obliged the former offer.  A few raps on the door and it's quickly answered by.... a totally different guy than who was expected!  One who i had played with a couple of times more recently before ignoring. 

Seems that i got them twisted since i had'nt put their numbers to names in my phone and thought that the number looked familiar to that of the expected guy.  What really got me though was the hotel since the person who was actually there is local and was renting a room in between an apartment change.  I had assumed the anticipated since he lived out of state now and thought that he'd be visiting family or somesuch.

C'est la vie.  I tried to not act surprised when he opened the door and still went in without mentioning the mix-up.  He peed on me(followed by showering together), slapped and tossed me about, tied me up for a bit, and gave me 2 loads to enjoy from his MASSIVE cock after vigorous sucking before snuggling for a long time.  So it was fun and all worked out i guess. I was hoping for sex with the other guy though.  This one is huge and i did'nt feel like going through a week of soreness like the last time his pubes tickled my balls, so i declined.  Now i just have to ignore him again and hope for desirable bf material to somehow materialize from this lonely winter misery.

Anyone ever have the (mis)fortune of experiencing a similar mishap?


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Re: Oopsies, got my tricks mixed up! [Re: lavod]
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Hey internet i got laid  :billnye:  :sambergfive:  :awebig:  :albanomario:  :freshwtf:


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Re: Oopsies, got my tricks mixed up! [Re: lavod]
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lavod said:
Anyone ever have the (mis)fortune of experiencing a similar mishap?



No. But at least it sounds like it worked out okay. Could have gone worse if it was someone you REALLY didn't want to see.

I have gotten confused on the phone before, when someone called me and I thought it was another person. That can be embarrassing.


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Re: Oopsies, got my tricks mixed up! [Re: Compaq12986] * 3
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After you get perma'd in the very near future, i advise to try working on your reading comprehension noob. But in the meantime, i'll try to simplify it for you: It is common for a thread on the internet to be the relation of an experience followed by the inquiry of whether others have experienced similar.  Here, the OP stated his encounter with ending up having fun with a person when a different person was expected.  The post was ended with the question of whether this or similar happenstance has happened to fellow shroomerites. 

If i were to post about just getting laid every time, my post count would be much higher and critical scrutiny would be expected and deserved.  However, since your trollage rests upon either ignorance, ineptitude, the desire to appear cool by attempting to berate another, or all of the above, it is entirely invalid and a waste of forum space.  So bugger off out of my thread.


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Re: Oopsies, got my tricks mixed up! [Re: lavod] * 1
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Don't feed the trolls, man.

Your e-peen is bigger, anyway. :grin::thumbup:

:shrug:

Seriously... you're a cool member. I've never seen you make dumb posts. So don't let someone get you pissed because they didn't get what you wrote. Not worth it.


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Edited by CidneyIndole (02/09/11 09:32 PM)

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Re: Oopsies, got my tricks mixed up! [Re: CidneyIndole]
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No i got what he wrote all right...It was just a stupid post.


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Re: Oopsies, got my tricks mixed up! [Re: Compaq12986] * 2
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Compaq12986 said:
No i got what he wrote all right...It was just a stupid post.



Then why are you in the thread? This isn't fucking OTD.

Shroomery is not your sand box.

That is what pub and OTD are for. People appreciate your shenanigans much more over there.

Forums like Sexuality and Well-being are intended for serious discussion of those topics, not trolling and harassing people. I understand that you probably derive entertainment from being a dick and trying to get people to react, but that really does detract from the value of this website when you do it in the wrong place, and makes you look like a really big asshole.

I'm not trying to insult you. I am serious. Please stop trying to be an asshole.

There are plenty of places on the shroomery, and elsewhere online, where you can do this and not worry about it.

Just saying.


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Edited by CidneyIndole (02/09/11 10:19 PM)

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Re: Oopsies, got my tricks mixed up! [Re: lavod]
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I didnt read your post but I have this to say: if you don't know how to handle your ho's stop fucking with them until you know how to


-cherokee

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Re: Oopsies, got my tricks mixed up! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i agree with lavod completely. just calling it like i see it.


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