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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
50% would turn away after getting hit once.



yeah... a wounded bears isnt dangerous at all


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
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would hate to have to kill giant bear...


but i am human, bear is bear...

reason i still breathe is because human outsmarted bears long ago.

i will shoot bear if necessary to survive, sure. if saw bear walking on the other hill, i would take pictures. this really seems human mindset to me.


hunters who kill for trophies are bullshit.

hunters who actually eat the animal idc about. both my brother and father hunted while i grew up. always said, "gonna go shoot a squirrel." "well you better cook it and eat it too, otherwise its a waste." "sounds a lot like work.." "yep." "i'm not going to shoot the squirrel."
i have since seemed to lose my mindless destructive desires. i don't even like running over dead animals in the car.. gives me the chills every time.

:shrug: but i've had venison and its damnnnnnnnned tasty.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
makaveli8x8 said:
50% would turn away after getting hit once.



yeah... a wounded bears isnt dangerous at all


if its going in the opposite direction of me...no its not, not to me anyways.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: igwna]
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i hope they get bear-raped soon. i have nothing more to say.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Tira] * 1
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Obviously you've never been hiking out in bear country.

That "perfume-stuff" will take down a fucking black bear. Without killing it.

EDIT: They recommend bear spray over a gun because most bears can take a bullet and continue coming at you.
Also, guns are fucking heavy. How fucking far are you going to go with a gun slung over your back?



That parfume-stuff is concentrated pepper spray, kinda like hot sauce actually, you've probably all have seen that video of the guy that gets pepper-sprayed in the face untill the policeman beging caughing and he doesn't even flinch, this spray of yours won't "take down anything" it might scare them, it wil probably annoy the fuck out of them, seriously, bears take bullets and keep on going like it was a mosquito bite, pepper spray? Ha! and you really think when a bear is charging at you, you can keep your cool wait for it to come to thirty feet and aim and actually spray him in the face (everywhere else is useless, some bullets don't get trough the fur) and even if you spray him in the face, he's fucking charging at you, running! By the time he feels the sting of the pepper-spray he's licking your skull from the inside. This product actually seems so retarded that I wonder how it's even allowed? It's probably for those bears like the one in the video posted, probably a "Hey what are you doing?" is more effective then this spray.

Anyways, you got me thinking when you said take down, a bit of chloroform or ether, or fentanyl for that matter might do a nice job to a bear. Blow stick with darts anybody? Hippies would be all over that shit, you don't kill a precious animal and can get high when there are no bears around, genius!


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
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makaveli8x8 said:
Prisoner#1 said:
makaveli8x8 said:
50% would turn away after getting hit once.



yeah... a wounded bears isnt dangerous at all


if its going in the opposite direction of me...no its not, not to me anyways.



yeah... who care about that family camped a mile down the trail, fuck 'em, they deserved it, they're humans


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: 13.step] * 1
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13.step said:
a bit of chloroform or ether, or fentanyl for that matter might do a nice job to a bear. Blow stick with darts anybody? Hippies would be all over that shit



yeah... shooting each other and innocent strangers


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
makaveli8x8 said:
Prisoner#1 said:
makaveli8x8 said:
50% would turn away after getting hit once.



yeah... a wounded bears isnt dangerous at all


if its going in the opposite direction of me...no its not, not to me anyways.



yeah... who care about that family camped a mile down the trail, fuck 'em, they deserved it, they're humans


well most people don't hunt off trails, stray bullets would take out a few people i imagine but i guess a bear could end up there eventually, anyways near bear country people should obviously be smart enough to carry something to protect themselves, if not thats there fault and they will serve a good example for others, and lastly i would imagine the bear, if turned away from the hunter, would most likely be turned away from other humans as well, but i guess that could go either way, but most likely leaning towards the running away.

but yah fuck humans they do deserve it more than the small handful of wildlife we have left.  Those bears don't go around eating garbage because they like to, they do it because of hunters fucking with there real meals.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I don't think they'd wast it on strangers.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: 13.step]
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Shop for: hot sauce:awetongue:

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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
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BEAR TASER!


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: thecbc]
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everyone should have one of these while hiking in bear country


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: thecbc]
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thecbc said:
everyone should have one of these while hiking in bear country


i just creamed my pants.

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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: potatos]
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i would have to put that in front of my fireplace, bitches would put out instantly on a cold night. YEA

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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
Those bears don't go around eating garbage because they like to, they do it because of hunters fucking with there real meals.


:lolsy::lolocaust::rolleyes:


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
but yah fuck humans they do deserve it more than the small handful of wildlife we have left.  Those bears don't go around eating garbage because they like to, they do it because of hunters fucking with there real meals.



you're hoping the bear runs, I suggest you not go in the woods


BTW, bears are looking for the easy meal, garbage doesnt try and escape,
neither does food at a camp site and a fat lot of good bear spray will do
you when a bear is already chewing your leg


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: 13.step]
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13.step said:
I don't think they'd wast it on strangers.



they're hippies, they dose strangers all the time


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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i didn't say i was hoping the bear runs, i said i would give the bear a "chance" to run.

second, the food they eat is directly altered because of humans.  Hunters go in and thin the fuck out of heards, which greatly reduces numbers which greatly reduces weak animals and hence in the end, reduces any chance of higher quality food.  Bears digging through garbage, is our fault.  Its the same thing with shark attacks, we go out fuck with there food, so they start turning to other places, some we were always on there menu, others are making an exception.

But the bottom line here is we fuck with the ecosystem, its undeniable nomatter how much people want to denie it anyway.

oh and if bears always went for the easy lazy food people would just carry a weener with them at all times when out in the woods:stoned:


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: makaveli8x8]
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That's really not the case. Deer populations are currently huge due to humans. Think of them as huge fucking pigeons with horns.

Bears eat all kinds of shit. It's what they do.

If you ever find bear shit (well, black bear, at least), you'd be surprised how many berry seeds are in it.


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Re: You guys HAVE to see this bear! [Re: DrMambo]
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DrMambo said:
That's really not the case. Deer populations are currently huge due to humans. Think of them as huge fucking pigeons with horns.

Bears eat all kinds of shit. It's what they do.

If you ever find bear shit (well, black bear, at least), you'd be surprised how many berry seeds are in it.


This. Bears are scavengers first, predator second if I'm not mistaken.


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