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I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye"
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I hate people who tend to linger around after goodbyes have been said, it's fucking annoying. Bye means bye. That's it. If I wanted to keep talking to you, I wouldn't have told you bye. Since I said bye, that means I don't want to talk to you anymore until the next time we meet.


Can anyone else relate? :mad2:

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yeah mang.

my grandpa called me today. i had to say bye 5 times. then he told me another story i've heard 20 times before, then he said "there's no death like bein talked to death by an old man" and laughed about it, then told me another thing he remembered, then finally i said okay gotta go and hung up.
:strokebeard:

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
my grandpa called me today. i had to say bye 5 times. then he told me another story i've heard 20 times before, then he said "there's no death like bein talked to death by an old man" and laughed about it, then told me another thing he remembered, then finally i said okay gotta go and hung up.
:strokebeard:



There's a special place in Hell for people who take their lonely grandparents for granted, you worthless fuck.

It involves lots of rape and pineapples, and I'm just pretty goddamn sure you're going straight there.

:megacrankey:

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #3]
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fuckin lingerers man :feelsbadman:

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I say goodbye with the hang up click.
It goes something like this:

"Oh really? I'm glad to hear that... I'll talk to you later, grandpa"
*click*

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
I say goodbye with the hang up click.
It goes something like this:

"Oh really? I'm glad to hear that... I'll talk to you later, grandpa"
*click*



Okay, buddy, you're definitely going to the pineapple-up-the-ass circle of Hell, too.

And I hope both of you get to spend the last decade or so of your life shitting yourselves in a nursing home where no one ever calls you or comes to visit you.

Goddamn I hate people who take their lonely elders for granted.

:megacrankey:

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Take a few extra minutes to talk to your grandfather. You don't know what you got until it's gone.

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #6]
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:thumbup:

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I hate people who tend to linger around after goodbyes have been said, it's fucking annoying. Bye means bye. That's it. If I wanted to keep talking to you, I wouldn't have told you bye. Since I said bye, that means I don't want to talk to you anymore until the next time we meet.


Can anyone else relate? :mad2:



the lack of medicinal marijuana makes you uptight.:spliff:

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Man, fucking old people, I'm lonely too. That's why I'm not trying to waste my life with their wasted lives. You want some of this time you better have some interesting things to say.

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #9]
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this makes me want to join the military.

i'd rather die a young buck exchanging bullets with the north koreans with the stench of blood, death, and gun powder in the air, than be an old fart with no functioning memory and having ungrateful grandshits i mean grandkids.

Topic:

for some reason, I always have to be the first AND last to say goodbye.  it'll go something like

me: bye
person: c'ya around
me: yea c'ya later

I guess that makes me a bad person

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
You want some of this time you better have some interesting things to say.



Oh yeah, God forbid one of your lonely relatives gets a moment of your precious, valuable time.

I mean, think of the possible repercussions.  What if someone didn't get their Happy Meal from you in time?

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
I hate people who tend to linger around after goodbyes have been said, it's fucking annoying. Bye means bye. That's it. If I wanted to keep talking to you, I wouldn't have told you bye. Since I said bye, that means I don't want to talk to you anymore until the next time we meet.


Can anyone else relate? :mad2:



the lack of medicinal marijuana makes you uptight.:spliff:



Truth. Sometimes I can't stand talking to my parents on the phone but when I'm high I get really into the stories

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Goddamn I hate people who take their lonely elders for granted.





i don't. he's a crazy old korean war vet with dementia who only wants to talk about alex jones though. it's difficult.

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I hate that too, and then on the 5th bye they bitch about how I've stuck
around after he said bye 5 times.....I was trying to end the fucking
conversation, it was him who kept going after I said bye.  ARG!

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Yah Korean's never know when to say bye.

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
i don't. he's a crazy old korean war vet with dementia who only wants to talk about alex jones though. it's difficult.



That's even more reason to treat him well and not take him for granted, you worthless piece of shit.

Oh, I hope Satan takes special care in shoving those pineapples up your ass for eternity.

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #3]
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When you talk to gramps just pretend like your interested

"oh really?"
"ya, uh huh"
"wow thats cool"

just act like you want to hear his stories and let him babble on about them while you just give responses like you care

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I hate people who tend to linger around after goodbyes have been said, it's fucking annoying. Bye means bye. That's it. If I wanted to keep talking to you, I wouldn't have told you bye. Since I said bye, that means I don't want to talk to you anymore until the next time we meet.


Can anyone else relate? :mad2:



You sound like a fucking aspie

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Re: I can't stand people who don't comprehend the meaning of "bye" [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
i don't. he's a crazy old korean war vet with dementia who only wants to talk about alex jones though. it's difficult.



That's even more reason to treat him well and not take him for granted, you worthless piece of shit.

Oh, I hope Satan takes special care in shoving those pineapples up your ass for eternity.




lmao #3 is so paw.

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