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If I had a vagina
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Id demand a refund and buy me a dick. Having a dick to stick other people's vaginas is so great. I know Im prolly making some of you lesbians pretty jealous, Im sorry.


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: Fungal-one]
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but if u had a vagine ud also have boobs


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ONE-EYED WANT
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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie

rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: Fungal-one] * 1
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wouldnt matter if you had a vag or not, you're getting fucked regardless

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: Envix]
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Which I would fondle continuously and use to earn beads at mardi gras.

Pris: :frown:


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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: Fungal-one]
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ONE-EYED WANT
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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie

rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: Fungal-one] * 1
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IDK man, I hear women's orgasms are way better. Not that we'll ever know :shrug:


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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: F0SS1L]
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There is definitely a plus to having multiple nuts in a single episode.

Id try a vagina on for a couple days but no way would bend over in front of any of you guys.


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: F0SS1L]
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You have no clue just how many ways there are for us to masterbaute. I'm going on 10 years and still finding new ways to drive myself crazy :awesome:


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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: F0SS1L]
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Having your consciousness in a male body is so much better than a female one in almost every way.

-Like the OP said, it's more fun to stick your dick in someone than to be the one having it stuck into (and there's more control, less feeling vulnerable)
-Men don't have to deal with cramps and blood every month
-Having boobs would just get in the way, having a nice hard chest is so much better
-Men have a better standing in our society, as much as we hate to admit it

F0SS1L said:
IDK man, I hear women's orgasms are way better. Not that we'll ever know :shrug:



This is the only thing they really have going for them.

Now, that's not to say that women should be treated as anything less that equal to men (and nothing more). They can't help the fact their regular consciousness is held in a female body, and men could just as easily have been women. Although, the vast majority of women don't seem to mind it at all. Just learn and adapt, and their reality is shaped partly around the fact that they possess a female body. It's just necessary to propagate the species.

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: pyl91]
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if i had a vagina i'd be such a slut....


or maybe thats just because i'm looking at it from the prespective of a guy?



side note: i'd feel inclined to become a strap-on rapist and rape random dudes for the lulz


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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: pyl91]
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:rolleyes: Way to make yourself feel better about being a guy.


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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: pyl91]
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Has your dick ever bought your a house and car, because a vagina will totally do that.


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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: pyl91]
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I like my position :yesnod: When my soon-to-be husband is at work I'll be home eating my homemade pot brownies, masterbauting, and gardening. If I decide to go back to school I'll be a game warden. I don't actually have to support myself if I don't want to and I like that choice.


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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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:stonedjerk:


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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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My uncle spent years and years in school and retired from the navy, even made captain of his boat all with the idea he would be a game warden when it was over. He did it for 2 years and got tired of doing nothing but blowing up beaver dams lol, now he's a cop in Virginia beach.


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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: Salomon]
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:datass:


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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
wouldnt matter if you had a vag or not, you're getting fucked regardless



:kelsoburn:

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: tripfaceballz]
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tripfaceballz said:
Prisoner#1 said:
wouldnt matter if you had a vag or not, you're getting fucked regardless



:kelsoburn:



Burn? It was just mean. I thought me and pris was tight. I was wrong.


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: Fungal-one]
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cant tell if you're serious man...

i think he was just playin unless there is some butthurts between you guys that I'm unaware of.

:seriousbusiness:

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Re: If I had a vagina [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
I like my position :yesnod: When my soon-to-be husband is at work I'll be home eating my homemade pot brownies, masterbauting, and gardening. If I decide to go back to school I'll be a game warden. I don't actually have to support myself if I don't want to and I like that choice.




I could do the same thing if I was a scumbag.

of course, I'm much more attractive than the average male, and have an extremely sexually aggressive girlfriend who likes to dominate me and view me as a sexpot so I guess I have an advantage in that area.

Also if I had a pussy I would be Ke$ha (read as: filthy disgusting drunken sleaze)


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The number of times I edit my post is directly related to the number of times I've hit the bong :bonghit2:

Edited by LSDXM (12/10/10 06:53 PM)

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