morrowasted said:

is this website like a much less funny version of the onion?

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here your cat with a nifty green santa hat

Prisoner#1 said:

this happened to me once, got stopped in a car with a friends BF, he had
a pound of leaf under the seat and he took the car from the shop where
he worked without permission, cops searched the car twice before finding
the weed, the got me out, started patting me down, cop grabbed my dick
because I go commando, he asked what it was I said it's me, do mage me
empty my pockets, he grabbed my cock again and I said 'stop, that's me
you're yanking on', he made me turn out my pockets and one more time he
tugs on my dick and I'm like "dude, you want me to pull the fucker out
and show you what it is" his partner started laughing and told him to
cut me loose before he catches a charge


it was kind of enjoyable until he pinched and pulled

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realfuzzhead said:

morrowasted said:

is this website like a much less funny version of the onion?

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here your cat with a nifty green santa hat

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