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weird ass noise in my basement
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was walkin to my basement before and I heard something tsking so I went upstairs and heard it again. 

i'm guessing it is ether an evil spirit or a raccoon or something that somehows been hiding there for awhile



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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: skatealex2]
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:feelshighman:


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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: justaguy]
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It's a hooker.

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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: skatealex2]
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Go investigate.

But first: :bongload:


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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: skatealex2]
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skatealex2 said:
was walkin to my basement before and I heard something tsking so I went upstairs and heard it again. 

i'm guessing it is ether an evil spirit or a raccoon or something that somehows been hiding there for awhile



:fawkes:



It's probably your boiler turning on. Quit being a pansy and go down there with a baseball bat, golf club, or shotgun and figure out what the hell it is... Then fuck it up. If it's the boiler, watch out for those gas lines. I hear gas explodes.

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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:
Go investigate.

But first: :bongload:




Not gonna happen tonight. It sounded too shady to investigate and if I get killed no one would hear me down there.

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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: skatealex2]
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we used to have weird things happen at my house that we jokingly ascribed to the ghost of the former owner.  She was this philanthropist and art-lover who donated a lot of stuff to museums and lived in this crazy-cool house.

When we first moved in, electronics would turn themselves on and off, and change channels all on their own.  My car radio would do this (only in the driveway though,) and the television in the living room too.

Once I was walking back to my bedroom and a model car (A Jaguar of some sort) that was on a bookshelf to my right (I was approaching the open door but still maybe 10 feet from the room) suddenly flew off the shelf and rolled across the room.  Completely unlike falling - it was like something threw it.  But I saw with my own eyes that nothing could possibly have thrown it.

My mother supposedly witnessed a lightbulb unscrew itself, float in the air, and then fly off laterally.  When she investigated it was found intact on the ground.  I wasn't there for that though, so I can't speak to the authenticity of the experience.

I don't even believe in ghosts.  Go figure.  I don't really "believe" in anything, but that's for another thread.


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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: skatealex2]
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Whatever it is, I got 'wanting to kill or abduct' vibes from it.  If it's a raccoon I don't have a shotgun to shoot it and if it's ghost then I'm fucked ether way

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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: skatealex2]
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Do you have a baseball bat? Every good American household should have a baseball bat. Play some coon skull baseball.

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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: Gumby]
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A racoon will you claw your face to shreds


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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: the spiral]
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the spiral said:
we used to have weird things happen at my house that we jokingly ascribed to the ghost of the former owner.  She was this philanthropist and art-lover who donated a lot of stuff to museums and lived in this crazy-cool house.

When we first moved in, electronics would turn themselves on and off, and change channels all on their own.  My car radio would do this (only in the driveway though,) and the television in the living room too.

Once I was walking back to my bedroom and a model car (A Jaguar of some sort) that was on a bookshelf to my right (I was approaching the open door but still maybe 10 feet from the room) suddenly flew off the shelf and rolled across the room.  Completely unlike falling - it was like something threw it.  But I saw with my own eyes that nothing could possibly have thrown it.

My mother supposedly witnessed a lightbulb unscrew itself, float in the air, and then fly off laterally.  When she investigated it was found intact on the ground.  I wasn't there for that though, so I can't speak to the authenticity of the experience.

I don't even believe in ghosts.  Go figure.  I don't really "believe" in anything except for the undeniable fact of my own existence, but that's for another thread.



Good stories. Like a ghost story, but without the scary part. You seem cool with being haunted by poltergeists.  :etjesus:


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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: Gumby]
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ahhh, I might have a metal bat somewhere but im still wary of this thing. if I knew for sure itmwas a racoon I'd be down to knock it out but It could be something else

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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: Gumby]
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go right now, or it will kill you in your sleep.
and report back with details


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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: Legend]
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legit27 said:
go right now, or it will kill you in your sleep.
and report back with details



but first  :shroomer:


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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: CaptainAhab]
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CaptainAhab said:
the spiral said:
we used to have weird things happen at my house that we jokingly ascribed to the ghost of the former owner.  She was this philanthropist and art-lover who donated a lot of stuff to museums and lived in this crazy-cool house.

When we first moved in, electronics would turn themselves on and off, and change channels all on their own.  My car radio would do this (only in the driveway though,) and the television in the living room too.

Once I was walking back to my bedroom and a model car (A Jaguar of some sort) that was on a bookshelf to my right (I was approaching the open door but still maybe 10 feet from the room) suddenly flew off the shelf and rolled across the room.  Completely unlike falling - it was like something threw it.  But I saw with my own eyes that nothing could possibly have thrown it.

My mother supposedly witnessed a lightbulb unscrew itself, float in the air, and then fly off laterally.  When she investigated it was found intact on the ground.  I wasn't there for that though, so I can't speak to the authenticity of the experience.

I don't even believe in ghosts.  Go figure.  I don't really "believe" in anything except for the undeniable fact of my own existence, but that's for another thread.



Good stories. Like a ghost story, but without the scary part. You seem cool with being haunted by poltergeists.  :etjesus:




Respect.    Similar to this, i got a friends possibly now 'ex' girlfriend who seems to have something going on in her house.  Her neighborhood is an old Indian burial ground.  Her and her friend say they hear noises a lot at night when they are there, and one time when my friend was sleeping there he woke up in middle of the night and saw one of the doors (which is not near any windows and is a heavy door) open up slowly by itself and realized the next day what had happened cause he was passed out.  I also heard some random footsteps at night when I was sleeping there too one time.

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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: justaguy]
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justaguy said:
A racoon will you claw your face to shreds



Did you miss the part where I said to take a baseball bat? If you're that shitty of a shot with a baseball bat that you can't beat the bejesus out of a raccoon I'm not sure your face is worth saving. I mean raccoons are fast, but your baseball bat should be faster, always.

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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
justaguy said:
A racoon will you claw your face to shreds



Did you miss the part where I said to take a baseball bat? If you're that shitty of a shot with a baseball bat that you can't beat the bejesus out of a raccoon I'm not sure your face is worth saving. I mean raccoons are fast, but your baseball bat should be faster, always.



Haha well of course I didn't see that! Yeah baseball bat >raccoon

*throws 5 racoons at your face*
*lols*


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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
skatealex2 said:
was walkin to my basement before and I heard something tsking so I went upstairs and heard it again. 

i'm guessing it is ether an evil spirit or a raccoon or something that somehows been hiding there for awhile



:fawkes:



It's probably your boiler turning on. Quit being a pansy and go down there with a baseball bat, golf club, or shotgun and figure out what the hell it is... Then fuck it up. If it's the boiler, watch out for those gas lines. I hear gas explodes.



Reminds me of Aqua Teen Hungerforce lately. Anytime something comes up involving fire, Frylock is always like "No! The gas leak!". Shake was about to light a cigarette, and he said it, then later Meatwad went to light a cigarette, and right as Frylock got it out, the house exploded.


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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: Gumby]
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Seriously, are you 10 years old?  The only thing that would scare me is the though of another person, which is why you bring a weapon.  Baseball bats are ineffective against ghosts though.  I think you need the Book of the Dead to fight them.

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Re: weird ass noise in my basement [Re: CycleThoughts]
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CycleThoughts said:
Seriously, are you 10 years old?  The only thing that would scare me is the though of another person, which is why you bring a weapon.  Baseball bats are ineffective against ghosts though.  I think you need the Book of the Dead to fight them.



the how to fight ghosts comment made me think of times we tried to talk to our "ghost" with a ouija board.  lmfao. 

play with a ouija board enough and you'll eventually realize all the things it says are things one of the two people using it know/think/whatever, and that you can often guess what it's going to say before it says it - kinda cool that you can be conscious of your subconscious in such a way.


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