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Fleshlight
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Yo, fellow masturbators.

Think of me what you will, but I just received a fleshlight in the mail today. (Amazon has the original one for $44, so I figured what the hell?)

Anyway, god damn. God fucking damn. That was insane. Felt so close to the real thing.

Feel free to call me whatever you names you want. I'm just posting of this for those of you out there who might be on the fence about buying one-DO IT!

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #1]
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At first I thought the idea was really perverse, but now I don't really see a reason to deny oneself. When people masturbate, they do things to make it more pleasurable: they use lotion instead of a dry hand, pornographic videos instead of pictures, and whatever kind of technique works best for themselves. I don't see why having a physical tool to enhance it is off-boundaries.

But I could absolutely not be caught with one. I know everyone sees it as far more perverse than anything else that has to do with masturbation.

Anyway, I am really looking forward to the future of masturbation and virtual sex. I can't wait to fuck a robot.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
I can't wait to fuck a robot.



This has a nice ring to it. Would make a sweet meme.

Anonymous #2 said:
I can't wait to fuck a robot.


Anonymous #2 said:
I can't wait to fuck a robot.


Anonymous #2 said:
I can't wait to fuck a robot.


Anonymous #2 said:
I can't wait to fuck a robot.


Anonymous #2 said:
I can't wait to fuck a robot.



Yep, definitely something there.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #3] * 5
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If I had a fleshlight, I would probably never get laid.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Also, this fleshlight thread from the past is :lol:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/8519729/fpart/3/vc/1

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Amazon should be ashamed of itself for selling fake pussies.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #5]
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You should be ashamed of yo' self for trying to emulate a pussy with your hand.

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. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Edited by Anonymous (06/22/20 02:25 AM)

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #6]
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IRL sex > fleshlight.

dude u kno if you stick yer cawk in and don't do anything, i mean just let it sit in there, it'll drive ur ladyfriend kraaazzzzzy

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Ha, I'm in no way endorsing the fleshlight as a replacement for actual sex, but if you're like me and haven't been laid in a few months, it's worth it for less than the cost of a new Xbox 360 game.

Still though, were I to enter into a sexual relationship in the near future, I'd still keep use the thing to masturbate with, anyway. It just feels that damn good.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Lol, this thread really makes me realize what a sexual prude I am..

I never use lube/lotion/w.e..
I don't have a single porn video..
I only jack off to puritan met-art free preview material..
I don't even think there is a single penis in my whole porn collection..
And the idea of using a fleshlight is abhorrent to me..


But, I must admit there is somewhat of a double standard here, somewhat..

I have like 3 girl friends [not gf's!] who boast about their dildos, I even know their pet names and one of my friends even showed hers off to me.. :shocked:

Girls can talk about anything to do with their dildos and its awesome and funny, but if a guy talked about their fleshlight it would be really fucking weird and gross.

But I think the double standard is ultimately based on the same rules of the double standard where guys can be sluts but girls can't. I think part of the double standard is because basically; lots of cum in a hole turns sour and manky and has the potential for disease. Thats why girls that fuck lots of guys are so gross, because their vagina becomes an infectious offal hole and thats why it is so gross for guys to fuck fleshlights because they are religiously sticking their weewee in a rotting semen cesspit.

I'm sure there is much more to it, but that is likely one of the main factors for it being so gross.

BLEHCK!!!


:lol::congrats:

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #1] * 5
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Well, it sure is a lot more cost-effective than a real woman.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I had one for about a year, it was fabulous. Used it while living in a remote camp.
There are different sizes, different colors, some inserts are smooth, some have bumps.
This puts male masterbation on par with female toys masterbation.
What is really funny on the fleshlight web site is the ladies using on the men to get them off.
Could be a good tool when wifey/woman is on the rag.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #10]
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I always thought that was stupid about women using them on men.  Why fuck a flashlight when you have the real thing right in front of you.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
I had one for about a year, it was fabulous. Used it while living in a remote camp.
There are different sizes, different colors, some inserts are smooth, some have bumps.
This puts male masterbation on par with female toys masterbation.
What is really funny on the fleshlight web site is the ladies using on the men to get them off.
Could be a good tool when wifey/woman is on the rag.


See my question was gonna be, how easy is it to clean? Surely you don't j/o into it w/o cleaning it regularly, right? I read a review that said it was great at first but didn't feel as good a couple months in, is that accurate?

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #11]
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hell no man, you jank in dat shit and let it sit there, gets to smelling like good pussy after a couple of months...wonder why?

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Another thought is that my hands are kind of calloused. I wonder if it is just better for the long-term health and integrity of my dick if I had something to use that is less rough.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #10 said:
I had one for about a year, it was fabulous. Used it while living in a remote camp.
There are different sizes, different colors, some inserts are smooth, some have bumps.
This puts male masterbation on par with female toys masterbation.
What is really funny on the fleshlight web site is the ladies using on the men to get them off.
Could be a good tool when wifey/woman is on the rag.


See my question was gonna be, how easy is it to clean? Surely you don't j/o into it w/o cleaning it regularly, right? I read a review that said it was great at first but didn't feel as good a couple months in, is that accurate?


Just wash it with mild soap and water after each use and towel dry. I did not find any deterioration in the sleeves (pussies). Rather, I think we get used to the sensations, and somewhat desenstised to the material. It also needs to be warmed before using - in hot water.
No matter what, it will never beat the real thing, especially the intimacy that comes with a live woman.

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Re: Fleshlight [Re: Anonymous #10] * 3
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This thread is all kinds of gross.  Owning a fleshlight is one thing but having in depth discussions about how to clean your stale jizz out of a fake pussy is another.

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. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Edited by Anonymous (06/22/20 02:25 AM)

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