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zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo
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i know it's only a matter of time... help me compile a list of helpful rules to follow in order to survive total zombie infestation in these united states... the rest of the world can deal with zombies their own god damn way.

#1 always wear a condom. you really don't want a STD while dealing with zombies.


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I REMEMBER I HEADBUTT THIS GUY ONCE.... SERIOUSLY THE BEST EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: shmorgasbourg]
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:snowman:

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: DeadHearts]
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*Looks at similar threads*


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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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i really schruted this one.... :frown:


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I REMEMBER I HEADBUTT THIS GUY ONCE.... SERIOUSLY THE BEST EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: shmorgasbourg]
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Buy some guns and a cage. Also, don't forget to stock up on rye and syringes.:thumbup:


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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: shmorgasbourg]
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How and why do zombies occur in this zombie take-over you are envisioning?  I don't "get" the whole zombie thing.  Help me learn, bro.

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
How and why do zombies occur in this zombie take-over you are envisioning?  I don't "get" the whole zombie thing.  Help me learn, bro.


Hahaha. Like, I love zombie movies and such an the idea is fun but its never gona
fucking happen.

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: DeadHearts]
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I agree. If any kind of "apocalypse" happens, it's gonna be humans running around killing each other, which worries me even more :tinfoil:

*Edit: Or maybe aliens... :tinfoil:


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Edited by Acaterpillar (09/21/10 10:22 PM)

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: Acaterpillar]
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read this, its coming. I know I should have written down the rules in "Zombieland"

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
How and why do zombies occur in this zombie take-over you are envisioning?  I don't "get" the whole zombie thing.  Help me learn, bro.


yo, Its more likely to happen than me getting laid this weekend. I might have to smack a hoe. lol

For real, i think this city would be better if most the people were animated dead's.

Anyway, zombie shit happens, it happened several times in the 50's where some podunk town was all of the sudden wiped off the map, and all that people have to go on is the people that lived 10 miles over and seem scared to talk about it.

So, as always, keep up on your cardio, and always remember to double tap!


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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: DeadHearts]
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DeadHearts said:
MOTH said:
How and why do zombies occur in this zombie take-over you are envisioning?  I don't "get" the whole zombie thing.  Help me learn, bro.


Hahaha. Like, I love zombie movies and such an the idea is fun but its never gona
fucking happen.



Robot Uprising... it will happen

soon


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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: Prisoner#1]
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^ at least we can stop worrying about all those gov watch lists we're on (me and you especially.)

:tinfoil:


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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: shmorgasbourg]
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If it ever happens, I'mma go Charles Whitman on everyones asses...


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: shmorgasbourg]
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Why does everyone want to fight them? It looks like a fun lifestyle. I like to shuffle and moan a lot and crave human brains.

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: Le_Canard]
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ToiletDuk said:
Why does everyone want to fight them? It looks like a fun lifestyle. I like to shuffle and moan a lot and crave human brains.


Ugly Americans...

Randall went Zombie for all the wrong reasons..Never make a life changing decision with a 5th of tequila and a hard on.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
Never make a life changing decision with a 5th of tequila and a hard on.


Hmm... maybe that's where my problem lies.

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: Le_Canard]
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Dude I've been pondering a zombie apocalypse for years. The best thing to do is learn as much as possible about the zombies in the beginning so you know what you're up against. Watch the peeps around you getting eaten, does the blood turn you, or a bite? How fast? Do you have to die to turn?

Worst case scenario, the blood is contaminated and the zombies are 28days/weeks style. You'll have to put more thought into killing them without getting blood soaked, which will be hard if they move that fast.

God forbid mosquitoes can carry it, b/c then we're really fucked. Best thing to do if you're in a neighborhood would be jack a 2nd story house, destroy the stairs, and have canned foods, bottled water, guns, ammo, and a vaporizer so the flame of getting high doesn't give you away at night. It'd be hard o achieve that setup though.


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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
ToiletDuk said:
Why does everyone want to fight them? It looks like a fun lifestyle. I like to shuffle and moan a lot and crave human brains.


Ugly Americans...

Randall went Zombie for all the wrong reasons..Never make a life changing decision with a 5th of tequila and a hard on.


New season next month!:aweoverdose:


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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: uber_aj]
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uber_aj said:
Worst case scenario, the blood is contaminated and the zombies are 28days/weeks style. You'll have to put more thought into killing them without getting blood soaked, which will be hard if they move that fast.



Dude, worst case scenario.... Zombies are one thing, but 28 days/weeks zombies are a whole nother ball of wax...

Those fuckers can RUN... Stuff of nightmares right there...


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: zombie apocalypse... it's comin yo [Re: uber_aj]
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This thread has been a standard form geeks talking about zombie thread you find on just about every BB until here:


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and a vaporizer so the flame of getting high doesn't give you away at night. It'd be hard o achieve that setup though.


both preparing for drugs- post civilization, and exhibiting lazy stoner attitude at the same time.


im not criticizing, im totally with it.


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