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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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Chicks nailing homeless people or dogs is hot.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: fapjack]
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well at least if you are working on the old pole in the ground in prison to an erotic novel about women, then you aren't as interested in the guy upheaving you so you can feel the shame of being his bitch, which is in fact an act of homosexuality


so on that note please leave the novel heterosexual, they have enough fun with homo novels i'm sure. i can't name one off the top of my head. but i won't try as i'm sure it's a bit derailing:nothingtoadd::stopsign::rules:


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
Chicks nailing homeless people or dogs is hot.


you know what i'm into? milfs


put the kid to bed so we can go hand job each other or whatever


in real life it might be stressful, but a mom is hot if you imagine those pregnancy hormones coming to full ability on your ass


think i'll go 'write one out' right now. a novel of course.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: imachavel]
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I think bisexual is the best bet.... throw in a little something for everyone, a man, a women, a child, a pet, and perhaps a climactic alien sex scene where the advanced creatures penetrate her nostrils with their tiny snake like penises which release dopamine and serotonin into her brain, however upon cumming their gametes convert her brain cells to replicas of their brains - the first change of which cascades into her entire body being converted.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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I_was_the_walrus said:
hippielauren said:
CH1
So jessica sent out on her quest to find the magic dick. She ventured out of her house towards the homeless shelter


And she found Ray, the homeless dick magician.


Ray immediately could tell that Jessica was on the hunt for the magic hobo cock because her tail was wagging and she was dragging her crotch against the ground. Rays super hobo boner pulsated with the magic of his ancestors as he slowly drew in the stench of Jessica's leaking vagina through his nose.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: Frizzle]
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oh goodie

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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: Frizzle]
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Jessica caught Ray's eyes and slowly lifted up her back leg so that he could see the slime trail she was leaving on the pavement.

"Jeepers!" said Ray.

He started to weave a magical spell that would turn Jessica into an real live girl.

"Abra Kadabra Clowns named Ronald, let this dog turn into Rosie Od'onnel!"

*POOF!*

Suddenly, Jessica was a fat Lesbian with huge saggy titties.

"WOW RAY YOU REALLY DID IT! WAIT...WHAT...I CANT STOP YELLING! THE SPELL MUST HAVE GONE WRONG"

"Nope" said Ray, "You're just a fat lesbian. now lets fuck!"


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: Frizzle]
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:ilold:

all this thread

I love all of you decidedly

:heart:


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: Simplepowa]
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Jessica stripped down to nothing and layed down on the pavement. "Take me Ray" Her eyes were bugging and her vagina was pulsing with magic light.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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hippielauren said:
Jessica stripped down to nothing and layed down on the pavement. "Take me Ray" Her eyes were bugging and her vagina was pulsing with magic light.


Ray quickly Downed 14 cans of Cobra to steady his nerves. He slowly untied the rope that was holding his pants up and let them fall to his ankles.

His pasty, wizened legs were covered in track marks and his yellow underwear streaked with stains.

"I can't get it up anymore cause of the sauce, maybe we could try something different?" Croaked Ray.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: Frizzle]
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"That's ok" Said Jessica as she shuffled across the pavement on her knees and took Ray's flaccid penis into her mouth.

It tasted like pennies.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: Frizzle]
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Within 3 seconds about 1mL of a creamy fluid entered her mouth, Ray fell over, dead from a heart attack. "I didn't start this shit for fucking nothing" Jessica exclaimed, as she proceeded to stuff herself with his lifeless cock.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: twighead]
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Jessica bounced on Ray's crusty death cock like it was a bouncy ball at fun land.

"BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY WEEEEEEE" She screamed.

suddenly she heard a tearing sound, and upon looking down, saw that Ray's penis was no longer attached to his torso..It had been lost in her gaping axe wound!


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