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Going to write an erotic novel
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It will be called Cunts and Cocks.\

any suggestions?


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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how about a 21 yr old virgin on a quest to get some pussy? It will be like his diary  :naughty:


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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Not really.. but can i proof read it? :durrhurr:


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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hippielauren said:
how about a 21 yr old virgin on a quest to get some pussy? It will be like his diary  :naughty:




dont forget to mention his food and balloon based exploits.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: Floydseamus]
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totally.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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Lets see some excerpts :smile2:


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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How about writing a book with females that actually aren't batshit crazy.  That go into jails to get rammed by everyone, warden, COs, all the way down to the inmates.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: twighead]
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havent got any yet. Still in the thinking out and figureing out stage..... Not to the write it on paper stage yet but will be soon I'm tihnking about an 18n yr old girl who meets a guy at a book shop and has random sex but then the guy finds out its his ex wife's step daughter and they keep doing it until they get caught or......maybe a 16 yr old girl....hmmmm so many choices man


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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Lots of pictures

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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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The more varied the partners the more interesting the read :awesome:

Bonus points for inclusion of: Double-headed dildos, strap-on's, mud, gummy worms, and fists.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: twighead]
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holy fuck brain storm!!!!!!

Ok my novel will be about two friends 16 and 18 that go around haveing weird sex with random strangers and then decide that they want to be together and have loads of hotttt les sex and there will be tons of dildo's, other sex toys, drugs, alcohol,etc etc etc

PLUS!!!!!!!! fisting epic novel in the making


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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That sounds pretty generic, I think you gotta be more creative than that.  The erotic novel industry isn't an easy market to jump in all willy nilly.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: fapjack]
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well help me out some guys. Give loads of suggestions and maybe i can turn it into a shroomery erotic novel lol


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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We could start it here. An erotic novel one post at a time. Ill start:

Chapter 1

One day Jessica woke up and realized she wanted some dick. No, not an ordinary dick..but a magic dick.

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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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Jail is a good setting as lots of people that read those novels are incarcerated.  She can be a nurse, or a counselor that is a total nympho, but is married with kids in a normal life.  Then she meets the right inmate and starts having an affair with him.  The inmate starts manipulating her to fuck his friends, and then she ends up a total whore.  Pretty soon others find out and start to blackmail her, etc.  Or you can go after the weeaboos and make a book about some dork that goes to japan to enrich himself in the culture and all the japanesse girls that fall for his huge white penis.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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hippielauren said:
It will be called Cunts and Cocks.\

any suggestions?


make the novel rhyme with even bar length from front to back, and 400 pages


i might actually buy it, no kidding


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
Jail is a good setting as lots of people that read those novels are incarcerated.  She can be a nurse, or a counselor that is a total nympho, but is married with kids in a normal life.  Then she meets the right inmate and starts having an affair with him.  The inmate starts manipulating her to fuck his friends, and then she ends up a total whore.  Pretty soon others find out and start to blackmail her, etc.  Or you can go after the weeaboos and make a book about some dork that goes to japan to enrich himself in the culture and all the japanesse girls that fall for his huge white penis.


this what you'll read when locked up? sheesh


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: imachavel]
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If I was doing 20 years sure, what the fuck else am I gonna do?  Playing cards and watching TV only takes up so many hours of the day.


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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CH1
So jessica sent out on her quest to find the magic dick. She ventured out of her house towards the homeless shelter


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Re: Going to write an erotic novel [Re: hippielauren]
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hippielauren said:
CH1
So jessica sent out on her quest to find the magic dick. She ventured out of her house towards the homeless shelter


And she found Ray, the homeless dick magician.

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