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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: Fernis]
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Ok, I ate half a jar of prunes, something like 9 ounces... Nothing...

Something tells me I'm gonna poop the bed later tonight tho... :eek:


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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no, you wont. prunes are a pretty mild laxative in my experience. buy some stool softeners, honestly. it hurts once but then its all down (shit) hill from there.


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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: themostpurple]
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Yeah, I'm gonna give it another hour and if nothing happens, I'm gonna run up to CVS.

At least the cramps are gone. That was really the only thing bothering me.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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Epsom salt will also work.

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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: Fernis]
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if you get really constipated you get bad back pains...

my last bender ended in really bad back pains

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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: P-O]
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Yeah, I was getting rather painful cramps with pain in my hips and lower back, that's what prompted me to make this thread. Fortunately that passed after a while.

About 20 minutes I finally pooed. It was suprisingly normal, not like giving birth to a chocolate baby like I was expecting, tearing a new asshole and what-not. Although it was only about 1/8th the amount it should have been.

Now I just have to find a way to quell this opiate related nasuea. It seems like no matter what amount I take (larger doses are of course worse), after about 40-60 min after the dose hits me I get really sick to my stomach. I ended up puking twice yesterday because of it and it really makes the buzz completely unenjoyable. I really wish I had some promethazine left over, that stuff works wonders. Maybe I'll ask my doctor on Wed to prescribe me some (along with another script for Percocet too).



Lol, it just hit me how weird it is to update an online community about the state of my bowels. :lol:


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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Glad to hear you cleared your bowels. :thumbup:

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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: lil_demented]
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Oh I hardly cleared them. Hopefully I got the ball rolling though...


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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: themostpurple]
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Canadian Made?

Do they taste like mayonnaise and maple syrup?


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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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"Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of this astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy"

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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: 34120060]
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Ok this is getting rediculous. I've crapped once in the past 6 days.

Time to get some laxatives.


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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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This is going to be an epic dump.

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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: norml840]
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best remedy is DXM for the constipation, that plus the DXM lowers ur opiate tolerance so it's a double win situation


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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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:sleepingcow:

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Re: Opiate constipation, what's the best remedy? [Re: I AM SWIM]
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Oh man this is funny.

My brother was chilling over here and had to run to autozone to pick up a new water pump for his truck, so went with him and swung by CVS and picked up some ducolax and dramamine (opiates give me pretty bad nausea). On the way home I got a Four Loko (24oz 12% alc with caffeine and taurine). I drank half of it before we got home and I smoked a cigarette.

All the sudden I felt the "OMG  YOU NEED TO SHIT NOW" feeling. Ran to the bathroom and took an epic dump! It felt SO GOOD!

All before I even took the laxative. :lol:

All I needed was a little malt liquor. I've had 1 beer in the past week. I guess I just needed a little liquid confidence...

:ilold:


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