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unique fragrance of your testicles?
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The stinky vagina thread got me thinking about my first girlfriend. She once told me my balls smelled like a can of expired vegetable soup.

Anyone else been told by a partner what exactly the flavor of their funk skunk was?

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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another great post skatealex

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Thanks bro! :highfive:

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My girlfriend seems to think my balls get there scent from being so closet to my butt-hole...

My balls definitly don't smell like poop though, they've got their own stank.

(p.s. the big sour vagina thread is awesome!!!_

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I clean myself daily and my testicles never smell.

:awetongue:

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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i love the smell my testicles make the next day after a workout without a shower


gotta let that shit get worked up man

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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What about the crust that develops on your nut hairs? Anyone else get this shit?

Mine turns into like an orange, metallic crusty substance. It's like aged cheese or something.

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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when mine are sweaty; they smell a bit like my lady's sweaty vulva.

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #2 said:
another great post skatealex



Anonymous #1 said:
Thanks bro! :highfive:




fuck you.  anon 1 =  :gayvirgin: :narc:

Edited by Anonymous (08/15/10 08:28 PM)

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sometimes if my balls are really stankin I can smell them when I whip my junk out to take a piss in the morning. The odor swiftly rises from my ball sac and makes it way up to swirl around in my nostrils! :derfase:

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What about the crust that develops on your nut hairs? Anyone else get this shit?

Mine turns into like an orange, metallic crusty substance. It's like aged cheese or something.



I hope your not serious man! :projectile:

A funky odor is normal, even if you shower every day. But a crusty buildup is not normal if you're taking a shower!

Take a fuckin show skuzzy skum bag!

Whats the crust on your bung-hole like? 4 inches thick???

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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:lolsy:

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
What about the crust that develops on your nut hairs? Anyone else get this shit?

Mine turns into like an orange, metallic crusty substance. It's like aged cheese or something.



You have an infection, most likely in your hair follicles, which would be called folliculitis. Most can be treated with an antiseptic or antibiotic ointment. If it doesn't go away or reoccurs you will need to see a doctor to get a treatment more specific to the bacteria that you picked up.

Experienced-- and the smell is... distinctive.
Shaving the hair off completely helps, but you need to pay extra attention to the area.

EDIT-- it could also be fungal--

:cheers:

Edited by Anonymous (08/23/10 04:32 PM)

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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:awewtf:

Damn dude, I wonder how I got that. I just assumed it was from jerking off too much.

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
:awewtf:

Damn dude, I wonder how I got that. I just assumed it was from jerking off too much.



:foshizzle:

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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hahahaha. sometimes the bottom of my nuts build up lint and shit. I got a bald spot where i scratched my sack too much when i was a kid. most of the time they smell like old semen and sweat. probably cause everytime i jerk it cum still drips out a little bit.  :archiebunker:

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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That's exactly what I thought caused my orange crust.. sticky jizz gets everywhere when I have epic jerk sessions.

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sometimes it's just the right combination of events-- it's not necessarily preventable by traditional hygeine.
If you think about how many billions of bacteria and fungus live on your hands alone, it's not hard to imagine touching some random thing throughout the day, getting the stuff under your fingernails or something, and getting that in contact with the skin in that area-- just scratching your balls outside your pants could get it on the cloth, which could get to your sack, or direct skin contact while going to the bathroom-- that's all it takes.
It would spread like wildfire through the sweat, and can easily become entrenched in such a well-protected area. It's pretty harmless, but it does smell and needs to be taken care of.

It happens-- think of it this way: it'll give you an excuse to shave your unit bare-- worth it just for the change-- though it may be a little itchy when it grows out again. Who knows-- you may like it.

I think it's worth it to help get rid of the problem...

:goodluck:

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
What about the crust that develops on your nut hairs? Anyone else get this shit?

Mine turns into like an orange, metallic crusty substance. It's like aged cheese or something.



You have an infection, most likely in your hair follicles, which would be called folliculitis. Most can be treated with an antiseptic or antibiotic ointment. If it doesn't go away or reoccurs you will need to see a doctor to get a treatment more specific to the bacteria that you picked up.

Experienced-- and the smell is... distinctive.
Shaving the hair off completely helps, but you need to pay extra attention to the area.

EDIT-- it could also be fungal--

:cheers:




smegma build ups can get nasty, try splashing that ass more than twice a month.

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Re: unique fragrance of your testicles? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Wow

Wash yourself

disgusting

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