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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Seduction will work - like they said, quit asking. Your worst thing now is that you have, and you definitely don't want to give women the "I'll do what you say" sign because then you have to scrap that one and get another that can have some respect for you.
I would scrap this one and get something else - she already has you ball busted.

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Seduction will work - like they said, quit asking. Your worst thing now is that you have, and you definitely don't want to give women the "I'll do what you say" sign because then you have to scrap that one and get another that can have some respect for you.
I would scrap this one and get something else - she already has you ball busted.



Ok, I regret even asking; most of you guys are fucking assholes.

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Anonymous #1 said:mh I dont know man thats not really the problem, like I said, she agreed. And she is a virgin, I don't really see how I can go from making out to putting on a condom and having sex with her without discussing it with her first. I mean, if she doesn't want to, she's bound to say; what are you doing? just seems less awkward to ask beforehand really.




had the same problem with my first girl
i was all
"omg r u shuuuurrree reaally?  like forreal forreal no foolsies?"
then i was all
"o..  shit, hang on..  um, well..  fucking..  this is awkward"

don't worry about discussing it
just get her naked
and then you get naked
and then at the last possible moment, you go "shit, wait" and grab the condom.
i mean, once you're rubbin genitals together, the penetration part is pretty much a forgone conclusion.  unless she goes "oohh waiit noooo i forgot im a huge cocktease teehee", then you punch a hole in the wall and go to the bathroom to jack off.  grab her teddy bear, use it to clean up.  then throw it at her face.  bonus points if you can get it to stick in her hair!

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
keep asking if you can put it in until she just gives up and lays there like she's dead




OH AND OP IS A:gayvirgin:

Edited by Anonymous (07/15/10 09:50 AM)

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
keep asking if you can put it in until she just gives up and lays there like she's dead




OH AND OP IS A:gayvirgin:



mh, at least I haven't familiarized myself with such a wide array of forum emoticons as you have.

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #14 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
keep asking if you can put it in until she just gives up and lays there like she's dead




OH AND OP IS A:gayvirgin:



mh, at least I haven't familiarized myself with such a wide array of forum emoticons as you have.




Call some of us assholes if you want dude, but in reality this is the attitude you need to cultivate if you are EVER going to please, and snag a women in the sack. You need to learn this shit or other guys will actually DO the stuff we are telling you to do!

Imagine the look on your face as she smiles holding hands with a real asshole who may not treat her right, but knows how to fuck her :lol:

Keep this "Holier than thou" attitude with a "I respect my women" rant and i guarantee you wont get to have sex with this girl till your 40 (who by then is tired of dealing with the assholes --who know how to fuck her-- is now looking for a nice guy who will put sex second!)

Change your attitude bro. Respecting women and sexual mannerism are 2 VERY Different things. Im willing to guess you were raised by women or something. GUys who were raised by their moms or have sisters tend to cultivate this attitude you currently have. They hear chicks go on and on about how they just want a guy who treats them right, but your not hearing the sex talk that every one of them will rant about when your not around! My mother worked in a beauty college and when i was getting a free haircut or a massage from the hot students :rockon: i would hear the girls talk about how upset they were that their boyfriends wernt taking control in the bedroom.




.......God speed dude, and if you fail who gives a shit, but give a 100% no holding back goal to make sweet love to your girlfriend with style! were all counting on your and so is your girlfriend :goodluck:

Edited by Anonymous (07/15/10 10:32 AM)

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #6]
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have you at least gotten your fingers wet yet? can't go playing hiding the sausage until you've at least gotten a lay of the land and where the best hiding spots are

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #6]
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lol vigins. just cuddle with her for a little while. rub her skin against your skin. your forearms against her back, your legs together. then start playing with her tits. just let it happen and flow naturally; before you know it her pussy will be wetter than a water fountain. you can't just plan it out like out 3:30pm friday afternoon, meet here, pants off, ready to go. you silly virgin, awkwardness is the only way you'll learn. btw sex isn't as important as they like to make you think it is.

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #15 said:
have you at least gotten your fingers wet yet? can't go playing hiding the sausage until you've at least gotten a lay of the land and where the best hiding spots are



yeah I have, and to the guy a few posts back, I was indeed raised by a woman.

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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They may seem like assholes, but the advise is solid.  I used to be exactly like you.  One thing that helped me back then was to not set sex as the goal.  Just say, were gonna hook up, cuddle, do oral, etc.  Get into pleasing her with fingers/mouth (which can actually be way more fun than sex sometimes) and it will just happen.

And as people said, don't stop to ask.  She will want the cock, and if she actually doesnt she will say so.  You don't have to ask to be respectful, you just have to stop if she says no.

The girl I'm hooking up with right now even says no all the time and I just keep going anyway, because I know she really wants it and isn't really against it.  Its like "teehee, no, we shouldnt do this" *i increase intensity and she just lays back and moans*

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #17]
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yeah, thats very sound advice #17.
it isn't as hard as you think, you already know what to do you just haven't been put in the right situation. your instincts really take over and you just know what to do exactly. like #17 said, sex shouldn't be the goal. try to forget entirely and just try to enjoy your time with that girl; cuddling, touching, kissing and then step it up a notch when you feel it's time. theres no rush dude, you're only 16! take our advice and you might impress her, or keep doing what you're doing and she'll think you're a chump.

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #16]
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alright buds I suppose I have no choice but to succumb to the peer pressure.

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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lol fucking teenagers... listen to your elders!

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Why the fuck did you just ask her for sex? Three weeks is long enough to know her birthday and thats about it.

"excuse me can i have sex with you" sounds real nice right?

Once you quit worrying about having sex you will get laid all the time. in other words. Stop giving a fuck.[/quote]

that is the key to a sucessfull relationship. You need to be able to lay it down, a fuck not givin.

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You still ask her...with body language.
She will still tell you if she doesn't want to...with body language.

Don't fucking ask her with words, wtf?

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Madam, may I please place my erect male member known as the penis in your corresponding female genital region known as the vagina in order to consummate the act of sexual intercourse?

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Re: just out of reach sex [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Talk to your doctor about 36 hour cialis...



LMAO
thank you sirr

:showerscene:



Edited by Anonymous (07/15/10 07:42 PM)

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