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ostrich riding?
    #12807946 -

ive heard of it , then recently saw it on a commercial
ya im a stoner , and ya i want to do it
anyone try this shit before

i want i new pet , mabye an ostrich to ride?


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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i tried it once... in super mario bros 2.

sounds awesome though, i would like to try it someday.

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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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That stupid gum commercial?

Do you think they're actually strong enough to hold a grown human? I wonder.

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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: Brugman]
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they do it in south america , they even have harnesses and reigns like a chocobo 
an ostrich is 500 pounds of pure muscle bird
you can also ride an emu witch only weighs 125-150 pounds but they are really mean

if you raise an ostrich they are really nice birds, just like every other animal

and stride gum is actually really good


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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
How to: the heart to automation (clicky)
How to: jokefox's agar broth (replace your LC with something that works)
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Indoor complete Outdoor in progress

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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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I want to ride an ostrich with the chocobo theme song playing. Wark~!

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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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:rofl2:


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: Brugman]
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haha
that is the dream
im in canada to
if i get one ill ride it over
lol


i would look so cool


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How to: jokefox's agar broth (replace your LC with something that works)
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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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My grandparents used too have ostriches when, I never thought about riding them though. :shrug:


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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Haha, nice.

Oh, by the way, has anyone ever had ostrich meat? This burger place near my work has ostrich burgers, I'm thinking about trying it.

They also have like elk, boar, lamb, buffalo. Yum!

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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: Brugman]
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i tried a deer smokie once
it exploded when i bit it and it burned the inside of my nose

my buddy said ostrich meat was really good. id rather ride it though..


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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Careful or those fuckers will fuck you up good, and fast! :freakybirdthing:





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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: Poid]
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i'd get a flamingo. flamingos rule


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: Envix]
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:archiebunker:


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fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: Poid]
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Okay so I'm going to have an ostrich for a mount and a wallabee for a pet side kick. :vaped:


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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that sounds cool
lol

i would want to have the ostrich to ride and a pack or emu for attacking people lol


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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man it would be so awesome if chocobos were real


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: Envix]
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totally
but spray pain and ostrich and do some acid and your well on your way lol


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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and listening to this while riding


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Re: ostrich riding? [Re: jokefox]
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jokefox said:
they do it in south america , they even have harnesses and reigns like a chocobo 
an ostrich is 500 pounds of pure muscle bird
you can also ride an emu witch only weighs 125-150 pounds but they are really mean

if you raise an ostrich they are really nice birds, just like every other animal

and stride gum is actually really good


Most ostriches never weigh more than 290 :tongue:


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