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Re: preserving semen [Re: Moronicus]
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ToastyMush said:
Keep in mind that Banquet here said on the ID forum that an effective way to determine whether or not a random mushroom was poisonous or magic was by eating increasing amounts of them, and recording the effects.

That being said, he must jerk it a lot...


I am horny, yea baby. That being said, i dont jerk haha, and never will, i would die before doing anything like that.:scream:

Moronicus said:
i think banquet should indulge in bukkake for a semen-based experiment

banquet could learn a lot from just a single session.


i dont even know what bukkake is but it probably is some new-age porn thing, idk but no im not interested you can do that if you want. :whatwhat:


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Re: preserving semen [Re: banquet]
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no thank you, i figured i might suggest that to you since you seem to be wanting to indulge in semen exploration. :mypleasure:


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A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

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Re: preserving semen [Re: laserpig]
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It's threads like this that challenge my ability to remain open minded.

Sex makes me a very very happy man.


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Re: preserving semen [Re: Meat_hod]
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there's a difference between being open-minded, and keeping so poor a watch that people make off with your brains

fact is, some opinions are just wrong


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Re: preserving semen [Re: ToastyMush]
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ToastyMush said:
Actually I've seen a lot of evidence out there showing that built up semen actually decays into free radicals, causing prostate cancer.


same.

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Re: preserving semen [Re: laserpig]
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Moronicus said:
no thank you, i figured i might suggest that to you since you seem to be wanting to indulge in semen exploration. :mypleasure:


Meat_hod said:
It's threads like this that challenge my ability to remain open minded.

Sex makes me a very very happy man.


laserpig said:
there's a difference between being open-minded, and keeping so poor a watch that people make off with your brains

fact is, some opinions are just wrong


hah laserPIG, man honestly i think you're just a guy that i would love to beat up in the back of the class, if i ever see you, you're gonna get smacked.

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Re: preserving semen [Re: banquet] * 2
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thanks for so obviously being a douchebag, saves me the trouble of linguistically tearing your dipshit ass apart

PS: you might wanna rub one out tonight, sounds like you've got some pent-up aggression there :lol:


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Re: preserving semen [Re: banquet] * 1
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banquet said:
hah laserPIG, man honestly i think you're just a guy that i would love to beat up in the back of the class, if i ever see you, you're gonna get smacked.


why would you say such a douchebag comment? laserPIG seems cool and is completely right. some opinons are just wrong. not everyone can have a feasible opinion.


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Re: preserving semen [Re: banquet]
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You ain't a monk jus' cuz you don't fling spunk, if your words were drugs that shit'd be bunk...


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Re: preserving semen [Re: Meat_hod]
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Meat_hod said:
You ain't a monk jus' cuz you don't fling spunk, if your words were drugs that shit'd be bunk...


you become a monk by your actions, not by wearing orange clothes.


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Re: preserving semen [Re: banquet]
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my impression has always been that monks aren't so douchey


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Re: preserving semen [Re: laserpig]
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I'd be happy to let you have the nutrients in my sperm.

Just open wide and close your eyes. I'll be over in 10.



THIS IS MY 1500th POST


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Re: preserving semen [Re: Synesthetic]
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pretty sure my 4200th post was right there, calling banquet out for being a douche :lol:


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Re: preserving semen [Re: banquet]
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banquet said:
Meat_hod said:
You ain't a monk jus' cuz you don't fling spunk, if your words were drugs that shit'd be bunk...


you become a monk by your actions, not by wearing orange clothes.


LOL.

What the heck are you talking about man?


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Re: preserving semen [Re: banquet]
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banquet said:
now this is described as one of the three pillars of health in the most ancient ayurveda system, and even the recent Buddhist system.


:rofldrunk:

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Re: preserving semen [Re: laserpig]
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laserpig said:
DeadHearts said:
Mchaggis said:
the title of this thread makes it seem like a tek for making jizz jerky.

I once watched a porno where these nasty bitches fried that shit up and ate it.  :projectile:




http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959


Thats disgusting  :puke:

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Re: preserving semen [Re: bchunter]
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funny as, lol :lol: :lolsy: you guys must be smoking something oh hell ya you're funny


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Re: preserving semen [Re: bchunter]
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lets all start up a shroomery donation fund for banquet, this is for a good cause folks so everyone needs to pitch in.


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We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: preserving semen [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
lets all start up a shroomery donation fund for banquet, this is for a good cause folks so everyone needs to pitch in.


:yesnod:

we should all donate our semen to banquet and let him have..well, a banquet

then maybe banquet can post the results and we can win millions of dollars that will be used to improve the shroomery.


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BACON RANCH, FUCK YEAH

A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

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Re: preserving semen [Re: Moronicus]
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Ok I have 10cc's of the primo sticky icky to start this off


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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