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askin for the pussy
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ever been in a situation with a girl where there was a chance to have sex and you didnt just because you were too scared to ask?

Or the conditions were right, but you and her were not really an item or attracted, so you blew it off?

When you're in a situation like this and all conditions are favorable to get laid, what do you do?

Do you just say "Wanna have sex?"

Does this work?

Share your stories with me please.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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no tard face, you don't just come out and say "hey wanna suck my dick?" that works about 2% of the time. You just have to know how to be covert about it but still obvious enough that she knows what's happening. Like casual touches and such, if she reciprocates or doesn't shy away then you slowly start stepping up the level of contact until it's obvious that she wants you to make the move, then you kiss her and round the basepath from there

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #2]
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There have been certain times in my life when I've just up and said, "You know what, let's just fuck." or "Why don't we just skip the bs and get at it?"

i.e., ex-girlfriends, the "should-have-been-together"s, long time female friends, etc.

I can't imagine being so frank in the wrong situation tho.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #3]
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exactly

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
Do you just say "Wanna have sex?"


No.  That is creepy, lame and retarded.

As #2 said, you touch her innocently and watch the body language.  Touch her arm when you are making a point, brush by her, etc.  If she looks uncomfortable or moves away, act like you didn't mean anything at all by it and try again in a few days.  If she seems to like it, do it more until she is all over you.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
As #2 said, you touch her innocently and watch the body language.  Touch her arm when you are making a point, brush by her, etc.  If she looks uncomfortable or moves away, act like you didn't mean anything at all by it and try again in a few days.  If she seems to like it, do it more until she is all over you.


She knows what's up, she knows what you want, she knows what she wants.

What's this try a few days later, act like you didn't mean anything by it? Pussy on a pedestal man.

You go for the killshot, RP. You'll know what's up really fast if you just make the move. Don't ever let yourself lose alpha.

Just don't rape her though, I can see this post being read the wrong way. That'd be bad.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Just look for the fat ones. They always will suck your dick:thumbup:

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Just look for the fat ones. They always will suck your dick:thumbup:


this ^ and sometimes ya gotta just pull your cock out.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #6]
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my question to seal the deals pretty simple. just go so..... wanna cuddle? then she's in your bed and you do what you want. the girl never goes into that actually expecting cuddling

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Quote:
wanna cuddle?


Fag.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Anonymous #1 said:
ever been in a situation with a girl where there was a chance to have sex and you didnt just because you were too scared to ask?

Or the conditions were right, but you and her were not really an item or attracted, so you blew it off?

When you're in a situation like this and all conditions are favorable to get laid, what do you do?

Do you just say "Wanna have sex?"

Does this work?

Share your stories with me please.


:rofl:

total virgin question.

One thing leads to another.

You never just come out and ask "Wanna have sex?"

It stars with kissing, then you start rubbing her thighs, then you start rubbing her coochie, then you start grabbing her tits, then she takes her shrit off and your sucking her tits, then she starts grabbing your cock, then you unzip your pants and she starts sucking your cock, and then your rip her cloths off and fuck her brains out.

ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Quote:
wanna cuddle?


Fag.


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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Anonymous #8 said:
Quote:
wanna cuddle?


Fag.



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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #2]
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This is how I ask for sex, and this is how you should too!

Quote:
Me: Can I DSYSB?

GF: WTF does DSYSB mean?

Me: (i wisper in her ear) It means, Can I dry smash your shit box???

GF: :goatse:

Me: :doggystyle:


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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
This is how I ask for sex, and this is how you should too!

Quote:
Me: Can I DSYSB?

GF: WTF does DSYSB mean?

Me: (i wisper in her ear) It means, Can I dry smash your shit box???

GF: :goatse:

Me: :doggystyle:



Word. Same here.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I am scared of STDs, how messed up :confused:

sounds nice though don't get me wrong

Edited by Anonymous (04/16/10 06:55 PM)

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #11]
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WTF? That's what condoms are for dumbass.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #9]
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What if it rips open?

I'm paranoid, I can't have random sex. Am I a dumb ass for not supporting your idea? I guess so

I dont really have much sex, so? obviously I feel pretty weird when I do.

always slow and missionary style :sad:

i'm sure you dont want to read this but i'm a dumb fuck

Edited by Anonymous (04/16/10 09:26 PM)

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Missionary position is, by far, one of the most passionate embraces for intercourse in regards to the level of connection/love/whatever you have with your partner.

You're not a dumb fuck. Stop being so self-deprecating. You're only hurting yourself by viewing yourself that way.

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Re: askin for the pussy [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I don't agree with that. I think it's supposed to move around i find no passion in having to say "Do you want to move?"

i want to be linked together with no speaking

there's no embracing i'm on top and irritated because i have to think about what i'm doing

wasn't allowed to put my arms on them, no hand touching. it was the other way around

I don't view myself that way, it's sarcasm
but thanks

and another thing I dont mind calling myself dumb. What happens? does my self esteem lower? I don't think I'm smart, they are other people in the world who know more things than I do or understand them better.

i am a complete fool

you can say anything

i don't like cuddling either

Are you a psychologist or something?

Edited by Anonymous (04/16/10 11:49 PM)

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