Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves - The Pub - Shroomery Message Board

Home | Community | Message Board

You are not signed in.
New Account

Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery

This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale

Jump to first unread post

Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 [ show all ]

rhyumavampire
R33F3RM4DN3SS

Registered: 10/12/08
Posts: 293
Loc: Bakersfield, CA
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: Taco Chef]
#12390842 - 04/14/10 08:31 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Regardless of whether it's true or not...
Steven Seagal > Chuck Norris

That's right...I said it! Chuck Norris is way higher up on the douche-o-meter IMO. Walker Texas Ranger anyone? What a dipshit... :nonono:

:nonono:

Extras:

antiPock
fighting entropy

Registered: 07/09/07
Posts: 2,509
Loc: Sol 3

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: rhyumavampire]
#12390897 - 04/14/10 08:56 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Seagal should be sued for making movies.

Extras:

Kada
Asha'man

Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 12,401
Loc: Buckeye

Last seen: 3 months, 15 days

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: antiPock]
#12390960 - 04/14/10 09:19 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Doesn't surprise me. That guy is fuckin batty.

--------------------
~The Cultivators Motherload~
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein
"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama
Live long and prosper.

Extras:

rhyumavampire
R33F3RM4DN3SS

Registered: 10/12/08
Posts: 293
Loc: Bakersfield, CA
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: antiPock]
#12391096 - 04/14/10 10:12 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Hey now, some of the older Steven Seagal movies are classics. Under Siege, Hard to Kill, etc. Good stuff! :thumbup:

:thumbup:

Extras:

WakeboardrB
Pepe Silvia

Registered: 05/18/03
Posts: 13,678
Last seen: 14 years, 2 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: rhyumavampire]
#12391112 - 04/14/10 10:18 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

My favorite Steven Seagal movie was Executive Decision. It was nice to see him get killed off in the first 20 minutes.

--------------------
Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

Extras:

Razzl3Frazzl3

Registered: 07/31/09
Posts: 4,630

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: WakeboardrB]
#12391216 - 04/14/10 10:40 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

"Steven Seagal is Taliban. Where do you think the Taliban got their hapkido training? From Steven Segals fat ass!"

Extras:

Maurer

Registered: 11/21/09
Posts: 5,203
Last seen: 14 years, 9 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: Razzl3Frazzl3]
#12391266 - 04/14/10 10:48 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

SquaReSaltine said:

"Steven Seagal is Taliban. Where do you think the Taliban got their hapkido training? From Steven Segals fat ass!"

:lol:

His new show is so very fake.

--------------------

Extras:

Razzl3Frazzl3

Registered: 07/31/09
Posts: 4,630

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: Maurer]
#12391283 - 04/14/10 10:51 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Maurer said:

SquaReSaltine said:

"Steven Seagal is Taliban. Where do you think the Taliban got their hapkido training? From Steven Segals fat ass!"

His new show is so very fake.

Ill bet it does. That was a quote from Frisky Dingo. I grew up watching his movies when he was a badass, now he looks like a drunk.

Extras:

koppie
astral projectile

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2,653
Loc: cloud hidden

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: Razzl3Frazzl3]
#12391338 - 04/14/10 11:01 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

He's like the kid who wants desperately to be cool but fails miserably every time.

Christian Bale -> corpse in garden.
George Clooney -> corpse near his villa.
David Carradine -> Dies in depraved Thai sex game.
Stephen Seagull -> keeps dungeon full of sex slaves :facepalm:

:facepalm:

--------------------

"You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of that group as yourself and your friends."

Extras:

highdroponics
Professional Deadhead

Registered: 11/14/06
Posts: 5,574
Loc: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy

Last seen: 13 years, 7 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: koppie]
#12391638 - 04/14/10 11:59 AM (16 years, 5 months ago)

George Clooney does alright. He's just old and wants to live it up like he's still 16.

I can relate to that.

--------------------
Dr :ronpaul:

:ronpaul:

says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

Extras:

WakeboardrB
Pepe Silvia

Registered: 05/18/03
Posts: 13,678
Last seen: 14 years, 2 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: highdroponics]
#12392211 - 04/14/10 01:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

He's not that old. He's only 48.

Dude can live like he's 16 till he's 85 for all I care, more power to him.

--------------------
Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

Extras:

highdroponics
Professional Deadhead

Registered: 11/14/06
Posts: 5,574
Loc: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy

Last seen: 13 years, 7 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: WakeboardrB]
#12392416 - 04/14/10 02:02 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Shit yeah, I'm gonna be the same way myself, I never wanna get old!

--------------------
Dr :ronpaul:

:ronpaul:

says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

Extras:

snoot
look alive ∞

Registered: 01/30/05
Posts: 9,706
Loc: 45º parallel

Last seen: 6 days, 4 hours

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: highdroponics]
#12392792 - 04/14/10 03:04 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

lol, thats funny this would make for a good movie, where segal is a badguy and maybe chuck norris as the cop who saves the day!

--------------------

∞
I am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet I do not accept finity.
- Simone de Beauvoir -

Extras:

BothHands
Dog Coffee

Registered: 10/28/09
Posts: 13,177
Loc:

Last seen: 7 years, 6 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: WakeboardrB]
#12392852 - 04/14/10 03:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I bet he's just a sex addict. All he has to do is go to sex rehab, and he'll be off scott free. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Extras:

highdroponics
Professional Deadhead

Registered: 11/14/06
Posts: 5,574
Loc: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy

Last seen: 13 years, 7 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: BothHands]
#12392870 - 04/14/10 03:16 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Shit if it were that simple I'd have a few sex slaves myself.

--------------------
Dr :ronpaul:

:ronpaul:

says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

Extras:

ph34r
Captain Cannabis

Registered: 03/25/10
Posts: 514
Loc: USA

Last seen: 13 years, 10 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: highdroponics]
#12393074 - 04/14/10 03:51 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

does this mean no more LAW MAN??!!!?! :sad:

:sad:

:sad:

:sad:

:sad:

[/sarcasm]

--------------------
"Yeah well, you know...that's just like...your opinion, man." - The Dude

Extras:

KillerSpores
Grand champion of Cyrodiil

Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 2,463
Loc: Louisiana

Last seen: 12 years, 30 days

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: ph34r]
#12394272 - 04/14/10 07:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Fucked up.

--------------------
01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00001101 00001010 Look it up.

Extras:

whitelight7
Sr.

Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 1,250
Loc: Washington

Last seen: 9 years, 2 months

Re: Steven Seagal sued for allegedly keeping sex slaves

[Re: BothHands]
#12394333 - 04/14/10 07:39 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

BothHands said:

I bet he's just a sex addict. All he has to do is go to sex rehab, and he'll be off scott free.

:rofl:

--------------------
Staunch supporter of spontaneous generation :cheers:

:cheers:

Extras:

Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 [ show all ]

Shop: Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale

Community > The Pub

		Similar Threads	Poster	Views	Replies	Last post
		The official Steven Seagal thread	zZZz	558	7	09/17/15 07:47 PM by zZZz
		Lawman w/ Steven Seagal	smurf_master	406	8	06/27/11 11:49 AM by smurf_master
		Who would win in a squint-off: Seagal or Eastwood? ( 1 2 all )	OrgoneConclusion	2,678	25	05/06/10 01:37 PM by Kiefish
		Steven Seagal has his own Energy Drink ( 1 2 all )	OneMoreRobot3021	2,270	27	08/25/05 04:28 PM by krishnamurti
		Steven Seagals shitty movies. ( 1 2 all )	Shiithead	569	20	09/23/17 01:13 AM by akira_akuma
		STEVEN SEAGAL and thunderbox	danlennon3	686	9	06/17/06 01:38 PM by danlennon3
		Dead serious(Foreman vs Seagal)	Alexthegreat	262	7	10/04/17 12:33 PM by JohnnyJohnson
		Haha Steven Seagal	x Ju x	323	3	11/16/09 09:24 PM by cmod777debian

Extra information

You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
4,044 topic views. 10 members, 351 guests and 71 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.032 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 15 queries.