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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I want a girl with a penis  :penis:

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #15]
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i am a girl with a penis.....oh wait or am i a guy with boobs? i can never remember.

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #16]
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duuuuuude. this chick exists and is a math tutor at my college.

she wears "I <3 Gaming" shirts to school, looks like Taylor Swift with tits, is brilliant, smokes and eats shrooms, and both of her parents (being college profs) party.

but the only issue..she just turned 18.

to young by half.....


sigh



but for one of you young punks, she does exist.

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Mmmmmmmm

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
does drugs, plays video games and wow, is skinny and is HOT

I'm dreaming.


i know one but she has already dated my brother, so its off limits. and she lives in australia now anyways

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #14 said:
my girlfriend does drugs, can outsmoke me, and is pretty good lookin

she doesn't play video games though


Why people always say they can outsmoke someone or vice versa? There is no talent involved in inhaling smoke.  Its just as gay when someone says they can drink you under the table but at least that takes a little effort.

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #20 said:
Anonymous #14 said:
my girlfriend does drugs, can outsmoke me, and is pretty good lookin

she doesn't play video games though


Why people always say they can outsmoke someone or vice versa? There is no talent involved in inhaling smoke.  Its just as gay when someone says they can drink you under the table but at least that takes a little effort.


this guy is a one hit and quit fella

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous #19 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
does drugs, plays video games and wow, is skinny and is HOT

I'm dreaming.


i know one but she has already dated my brother, so its off limits. and she lives in australia now anyways


Perfect! I live in Australia...

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #6 said:
I want a girl that stays drunk all the time


you dont want this. maybe for a night. but thats all those kind of girls are worth-- use em n lose em

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #21]
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on the other hand, I have the perfect girl who loves programming, unix and psychedelics... not to mention smokes wit me all the time :inlove3: :inlove3:

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #21]
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I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
does drugs, plays video games and wow, is skinny and is HOT

I'm dreaming.


a buddy of mine has a skinny blond girlfriend that is 5'6" with natural D tits, has a full time job and pays for her own WoW account. She can smoke most of us under the table. He has your dream girl. Sorry bra


SHUT THE FUCK UP AND  :posttits:

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #23]
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i want two of these girls at the same time

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #24]
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my girls drinks,smokes and fucks hard. and she down for video games!

and shes fucking fine.

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #20 said:
Anonymous #14 said:
my girlfriend does drugs, can outsmoke me, and is pretty good lookin

she doesn't play video games though


Why people always say they can outsmoke someone or vice versa? There is no talent involved in inhaling smoke.  Its just as gay when someone says they can drink you under the table but at least that takes a little effort.


:hissyfit:

it just means she has built up a tolerance, get over it buddy.

Why do you say "gay" as an insult?

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #6 said:
I want a girl that stays drunk all the time


the professional term for this is a "Slut" i belive

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Actually the "professional" term would be alcoholic.... you just ended up with one that was also a slut :grin:

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #25]
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Anonymous #26 said:
my girls drinks,smokes and fucks hard. and she down for video games!

and shes fucking fine.


Bastard..

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Move to a place where gaming is popular. I live in Orlando, full sail university has a gaming program. The hawt gamer chicks are a dime a dozen here. Mostly overrated though. They're all moody and clingy.




Full Sail is the biggest waste of $60,000. That school show be blown up, it would be doing the industry a favor and saving kids the heartache of being in debt and not being able to get a job in their field. Fuck Full Sail.

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Re: I want a girl that... [Re: Anonymous #28]
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my girl does all those things

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