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The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered
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I see alot of ppl on here always asking for tips on the Lady's well a few weeks ago i was searching myself for something new and a little diff to expand my knowledge of tha game. lol Anyway i got into a convo about it with a few good lady friends and one came up with an idea i would have never thought of myself.She said i should thy reading girlie magazines like cosmopolitan and glamor so on and so on to get a Lady's point of view of what they want in almost all aspects style,sex,conversation,gifts,whatever.
I liked the idea and thought what the hell and she gave me a few copy's of some of her old magazines. i read a few of them soaking up info as much as passable getting a full view of the most pondered upon ? from men,What do women want?I took what Ive learned and have been putting it to test on 2 girls i have been seeing one new one old the old one is eating it up treating me like a king and the last time we had sex she said omfg were in the hell did you learn all that?
the new one is already acting like she is in love,saying she has never had someone she felt this kinda connection to and commenting on how sweet the things i say to her are.
So if you guys are looking for some game or something new to show the ole lady give this a try i swear by it.

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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I'm just in it for the sex

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: noticeofeviction]
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noticeofeviction said:
I'm just in it for the sex



:super:


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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say to me...but I appreciate your enthusiasm.

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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:rofl2:

I don't need some chick magazine to tell me how to fuck a woman.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: noticeofeviction]
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noticeofeviction said:
I'm just in it for the sex



its got awsome sex tips that women write

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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if you want to get the type of ladies who read that nonsense, then i guess that's a good idea.

:shrug:

fashion/womens magazines are such a goddamn waste of time IMO.


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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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Beanz said:
noticeofeviction said:
I'm just in it for the sex



its got awsome sex tips that women write



just fucking ask what they like instead of reading.:rolleyes:


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Nature is my church and walking through it is gospel. It tells no lies and reveals all to those who look, and listen, closely.
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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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im saying read the girlie magazines you would not believe some of the shit these bitches write

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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I do not like to ask if you give her what she wants without asking shes like holy shit i think im in love lol and its not just sex tips im talking about im talking about relationship or dating advice in general

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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Beanz said:
im saying read the girlie magazines you would not believe some of the shit these bitches write



cuz its stupid bullshit, thats why. Those magazines are not relationship advice. You want to know what a woman likes, just ask her.


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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: learningtofly]
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They like compliments. They thrive on them. But you have to do it in a non sleazy way. Girls told me this.

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: learningtofly]
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learningtofly said:
Beanz said:
im saying read the girlie magazines you would not believe some of the shit these bitches write



cuz its stupid bullshit, thats why. Those magazines are not relationship advice. You want to know what a woman likes, just ask her.



To be fair, a woman will often not tell you what she likes in a relationship.

That's not to say you should order a subscription to Cosmo to figure out what it is.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
learningtofly said:
Beanz said:
im saying read the girlie magazines you would not believe some of the shit these bitches write



cuz its stupid bullshit, thats why. Those magazines are not relationship advice. You want to know what a woman likes, just ask her.



To be fair, a woman will often not tell you what she likes in a relationship.

That's not to say you should order a subscription to Cosmo to figure out what it is.


True, and she hasn't directly told me. She just said i make her happy, etc. so I figure i'm doin' somethin right


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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: circularvortex]
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okay here is an example say you are having a big issue in your relationship whatever it is they have all these things in the magazines telling girls how to fix us even though we all know it cant be done read them take the advice and give it a try even if its not exactly what she wants its worth a try and so far not a single thing has not worked

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: learningtofly]
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learningtofly said:
circularvortex said:
learningtofly said:
Beanz said:
im saying read the girlie magazines you would not believe some of the shit these bitches write



cuz its stupid bullshit, thats why. Those magazines are not relationship advice. You want to know what a woman likes, just ask her.



To be fair, a woman will often not tell you what she likes in a relationship.

That's not to say you should order a subscription to Cosmo to figure out what it is.


True, and she hasn't directly told me. She just said i make her happy, etc. so I figure i'm doin' somethin right



and thats prob what she tells her other bf lol

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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LOL this reminds me of a personal story: My parents sent me to all guys Catholic HS so I knew very little about girls in my formative yrs. I would read the Cosmo's and whatnot lying around the house and one day my dad caught me reading a Cosmo, he mocked and yelled at me for reading it but I was doing it for the same reason OP is talking about. I had no clue about women in HS.

plus there were some pretty good sex positions in there. :derfase:


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There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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Beanz said:
I see alot of ppl on here always asking for tips on the Lady's well a few weeks ago i was searching myself for something new and a little diff to expand my knowledge of tha game. lol Anyway i got into a convo about it with a few good lady friends and one came up with an idea i would have never thought of myself.She said i should thy reading girlie magazines like cosmopolitan and glamor so on and so on to get a Lady's point of view of what they want in almost all aspects style,sex,conversation,gifts,whatever.
I liked the idea and thought what the hell and she gave me a few copy's of some of her old magazines. i read a few of them soaking up info as much as passable getting a full view of the most pondered upon ? from men,What do women want?I took what Ive learned and have been putting it to test on 2 girls i have been seeing one new one old the old one is eating it up treating me like a king and the last time we had sex she said omfg were in the hell did you learn all that?
the new one is already acting like she is in love,saying she has never had someone she felt this kinda connection to and commenting on how sweet the things i say to her are.
So if you guys are looking for some game or something new to show the ole lady give this a try i swear by it.



LOL


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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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Beanz said:
and thats prob what she tells her other bf lol



huh?


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Re: The holy grail of getting the ladies!!!!! discovered [Re: Beanz]
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I never cracked one of em; but maybe when Im over at my friend's house I should borrow one of his little sister's.

The best advice I ever got about girls came from girls and not guys.

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