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Hot Pockets
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I had one this evening. a chicken, spinach, artichoke lean pocket to be exact.

I could not eat the thing w/ a straight face. I kept thinking about Jim Gaffigan's five minute discussion of the Hot Pocket.

:rofldrunk:



Gaffigan is easily one of my favorite stand up comics.

So, this is a thread discussing Hot Pockets. do you eat them? do you like them? or are they overpriced irradiated junk food?

Has one ever burnt the shit out of your mouth?  :hi:

Is the "Hot Pocket" jingle better than "By Mennen?"


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Re: Hot Pockets [Re: MrBump]
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Man ive burnt the shit out of my mouth with those things after many years i decided i need to start eating
them with a fork it avoids burnt mouth and fingers

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Re: Hot Pockets [Re: MrBump]
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love em.. but rarely buy em... usually its a "drunk at a friends house" scenario.. i guess im a hot pocket ninja..

as far as the jingle.. "by Mennen" by far.. its more sinister sounding.. definately win

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Re: Hot Pockets [Re: Delilah Skye]
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Delilah Skye said:
love em.. but rarely buy em... usually its a "drunk at a friends house" scenario.. i guess im a hot pocket ninja..

as far as the jingle.. "by Mennen" by far.. its more sinister sounding.. definately win

Those things are like $4.00 for 2 of them and I have to eat 9 to be full. Also yet I have burnt the shit out of my mouth on those things. It tends to burn me about 94.6% of the time I eat one :pacman:


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Re: Hot Pockets [Re: Maurer]
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How was that even remotely funny?
why does he whine "hot pocket" every few seconds?
this guy sucks

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Re: Hot Pockets [Re: xtokex]
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hot pocket hot pocket,  Jim Gaffigan kinda sucks though IMO


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Re: Hot Pockets [Re: xtokex]
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xtokex said:
How was that even remotely funny?
why does he whine "hot pocket" every few seconds?
this guy sucks


lol I completely agree. But to each his own.


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Re: Hot Pockets [Re: MrBump]
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Oh, how I love Jim Gaffigan. And hot pockets are disgusting.

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Re: Hot Pockets [Re: adrug]
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sounds like my pizza i ordered yesterday. Chicken Artichoke and white sauce YUMMY


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Re: Hot Pockets [Re: Ascend48]
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They're alright, I usually only have them when there's no 'real food' in the house. I got a shitty microwave though so the cheese usually says as little soft cubes and never melts completely. And I agree it's hard to feel full eating those, it's more like having a big cheese blob chilling out in your stomach.

And yeah, when I looked at the title of the thread the first thing that ran through my head was Jim Gaffigan singing "Hot Pockeeet".


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