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Re: any last words? [Re: iamu]
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I wouldnt say anything... Id stare the fucker in the eyes with the look of death and take it like a man so he never slept again.  But I'd be thinkin "what a douche."

You guys are hilarious... "asap."  hahaha


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"Just because I am not on your path does not mean I am on the wrong path." ~unknown

"The Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." ~Lao Tzu

"Come together ...right now... over me." ~ Lyrics silly, the Beatles    :sun:

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Re: any last words? [Re: iamu]
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iamu said:
you suck.

dude, why?

maaaaannnnnnn

you fluffer


"Maaaaannnnnnn, you fluffer..."

That shit is FUNN-Y. I imagine him in a purple shimmering unitard with a mardi gras mask and a dyed ostrich feather in the other hand.  lmao! wouldnt it be a bitch to die by the hand of THAT guy!

"Dude, seriously? You think I'M the one that should die?" injustice.


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"Just because I am not on your path does not mean I am on the wrong path." ~unknown

"The Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." ~Lao Tzu

"Come together ...right now... over me." ~ Lyrics silly, the Beatles    :sun:

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Re: any last words? [Re: SeekTranscendence]
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I would look over his shoulder and yell officer help!!! Then I would duck and grab his arm, break it, then I would shoot him in his nuts with his own finger on the trigger.

After that I would have a coke.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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. [Re: Kada]
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Edited by ModularMind (06/30/21 05:26 PM)

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Re: any last words? [Re: iamu]
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iamu said:
what would you say if someone pointed a gun at your head and you knew they would shoot?

Id want to say somethin kind of comical like aw you asshole or well shit  ..but id probably say something stupid and poetic and then cant spit it out stuttering and shit. Id fuck it up bigtime.


meh


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I have logged in this once so that I can set the "last seen" feature up.  let the faggots flow forth into OTD and have it.  Its funny how they all grew nuts after I left.  I'm not here, I'm not reading, but I urge you all to keep melting down over me.  I know, I hurt alot of people, and they deserved it.  epic win for me, epic fail for you. 

ythan, you rock dude.  i feel that my time at the shroomery was very positive and enjoyable, but this site is no longer for me. im not mad or upset or disappointed, i just want no part in a pg rated faggot festival.
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Re: any last words? [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
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id rip a huge stinking fart, then even after he shoots. part of me will still be around for a while.:highfive:

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Re: any last words? [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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when a man dies, the poop leaves the body.


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I have logged in this once so that I can set the "last seen" feature up.  let the faggots flow forth into OTD and have it.  Its funny how they all grew nuts after I left.  I'm not here, I'm not reading, but I urge you all to keep melting down over me.  I know, I hurt alot of people, and they deserved it.  epic win for me, epic fail for you. 

ythan, you rock dude.  i feel that my time at the shroomery was very positive and enjoyable, but this site is no longer for me. im not mad or upset or disappointed, i just want no part in a pg rated faggot festival.
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Re: any last words? [Re: iamu]
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iamu said:
what would you say if someone pointed a gun at your head and you knew they would shoot?

Id want to say somethin kind of comical like aw you asshole or well shit  ..but id probably say something stupid and poetic and then cant spit it out stuttering and shit. Id fuck it up bigtime.



   
                 
You up for that?

   
                 
I don't know anything
about being a detective.

   
                 
There's nothing to it.

   
                 
Since it's the 90s, you don't
just smack a guy in the face.

   
                 
You say something cool first.

   
                 
Like, "I'll be back. "

   
                 
Only better than that.

   
                 
Like, you hit him with a
surfboard and say, "Surf's up! "

   
                 
Something like that.

   
                 
What else?

   
                 
That's about it.


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Re: any last words? [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
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GetTheFuckOut said:
when a man dies, the poop leaves the body.


has this ever been proved. coz if its true then why was there not thousends of turds floating around when all the people died on the titanic.:shrug:

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Re: any last words? [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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Oh noes your gun is not loaded and junk


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Re: any last words? [Re: Adden]
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Kada said:
I would look over his shoulder and yell officer help!!! Then I would duck and grab his arm, break it, then I would shoot him in his nuts with his own finger on the trigger.

After that I would have a coke.


This. Or die trying.


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The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks.
May His Circuits Ever Function

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Re: any last words? [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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ShroomerRoss said:
GetTheFuckOut said:
when a man dies, the poop leaves the body.


has this ever been proved. coz if its true then why was there not thousends of turds floating around when all the people died on the titanic.:shrug:


I havent goggled it but im pretty sure its bs. When animals die their turds stay inside so why would be we any different?


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/ / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / /
The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks.
May His Circuits Ever Function

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Re: any last words? [Re: iamu]
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iamu said:
what would you say if someone pointed a gun at your head and you knew they would shoot?

Id want to say somethin kind of comical like aw you asshole or well shit  ..but id probably say something stupid and poetic and then cant spit it out stuttering and shit. Id fuck it up bigtime.



I wouldn't give them the chance. In any situation like that I'm ready and willing to fight for my life.


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Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

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Re: any last words? [Re: highdroponics]
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:feelsbadman:

and if I was still alive, with my headd head spilled on the floor, Id say :feelsweirdman:


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Re: any last words? [Re: ShroomerRoss]
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ShroomerRoss said:
GetTheFuckOut said:
when a man dies, the poop leaves the body.


has this ever been proved. coz if its true then why was there not thousends of turds floating around when all the people died on the titanic.:shrug:


I think it has to do with the violence of the death and how far from the edge the turds are... The sphincter relaxes when you die, but that doesn't mean you automatically shit your pants every time.

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Re: any last words? [Re: The_Ghost]
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The_Ghost said:
ShroomerRoss said:
GetTheFuckOut said:
when a man dies, the poop leaves the body.


has this ever been proved. coz if its true then why was there not thousends of turds floating around when all the people died on the titanic.:shrug:


I havent goggled it but im pretty sure its bs. When animals die their turds stay inside so why would be we any different?


so south park lied to us:megacrankey:

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Re: any last words? [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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"any last words?"

"just two"

" ... what?"

"okay, four"

"what the?? kill this guy"


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. [Re: laserpig]
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.

Edited by ModularMind (06/30/21 05:27 PM)

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Re: any last words? [Re: ModularMind]
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i'm also a big fan of
"any last words?"
"i can't think of any"

yes, fight club plagiarism


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Re: any last words? [Re: laserpig]
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There was a sufi mystic who said to the executioner

"you can come upon me in any guise you like, I recognize you well" right before he died.  I think that's badass.


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