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They should really have music playing public restrooms
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Yesterday evening I went to a concert, was rather drunk, etc.

This morning I was walking to class and all the sudden I felt a sensation in my bum (I've heard people refer to it as beer shits but I've never had that until today), anyway I had to run into the law library to the bathroom. As I sat on the toilet another person came in the bathroom and used the stall on the opposite end. It was totally silent except for the sounds of shit hitting the water. And it was really awkward cuz for me it just kept pouring out, I was literally on the toilet for like 10min (i checked).  And so I was trying to hold it in until they left because it was just so obnoxious.

Which is why I think bathrooms should have loud music to cover up awkward noise/silence.

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Re: They should really have music playing public restrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I totally agree

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Re: They should really have music playing public restrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I chat with whoever else is taking a shit and bring this up.

Yes, I'm that person.

"Good one," or "flu, or chinese food?" or even "chinese flu?"

Makes for good conversation. Everyone finishes up quick. Standard practice to let the listener leave first. You remain "that person in the stall".

Careful. I'm everywhere.

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Re: They should really have music playing public restrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I agree with this idea 100%.

Let's make a proposal for Ythan to see if he'll implement it.

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Re: They should really have music playing public restrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Totally.  My public shitter behavior has a direct correlation with my mood and location.

If I'm in a good mood I feel more relaxed and courteous.  I find myself sitting down in a stall ready to go but then holding back for a minute cause someone came in to take a piss and I didn't want to abruptly announce my presence with the sounds of shit splatter and ass burps.  This effect is exemplified if it's a restroom that people will see you come out of, or if the restroom is used solely by your coworkers.

Other days, I have no qualms about releasing a nice big "this ones for you, motherfucker!" explosion of shit for anyone who comes in.

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Re: They should really have music playing public restrooms [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Don't finish up the same time as someone else, if you hear them breaking off toilet paper, WAIT. God i hate wierdos that get out as i'm washing my hands.

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Re: They should really have music playing public restrooms [Re: Anonymous #6]
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this is the best idea i have ever heard it woruld definately make taking public shit better. And for the people who talk to others while taking a shit it is very wierd mang, this one guy talked my through some diareah one time.

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Re: They should really have music playing public restrooms [Re: Anonymous #7]
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if i hear a dude taking a massive shit in the stall ill linger around til he gets bored of waiting and comes out just to give him that awkward stare. if im in a hurry i almost always get a nice wad of paper towel real wet and chuck it into his stall.

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Re: They should really have music playing public restrooms [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
if i hear a dude taking a massive shit in the stall ill linger around til he gets bored of waiting and comes out just to give him that awkward stare. if im in a hurry i almost always get a nice wad of paper towel real wet and chuck it into his stall.



Its assholes like you that make me hate public restrooms.

I won't shit at a public toilet unless its going to be in my pants if I don't. Thankfully, I've trained myself to only shit once a day, and always in the early AM, so I can shit at my house and I'm free to go for the rest of the day.

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Re: They should really have music playing public restrooms [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
I chat with whoever else is taking a shit and bring this up.

Yes, I'm that person.

"Good one," or "flu, or chinese food?" or even "chinese flu?"

Makes for good conversation. Everyone finishes up quick. Standard practice to let the listener leave first. You remain "that person in the stall".

Careful. I'm everywhere.



:rofl:

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