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fucking rats
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my landlord just called and said there's been reports of marijuana smoke billowing through the building. i played dumb and she seemed to buy it.

now im kind of worried if she's that dumb or if she's plannin on raiding this place later on.

god damn i fucking hate having to hide all my shit everytime im done using it.


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Deltron3030]
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dont billow smoke tthrough your building then maybe?


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Tedwilto]
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do the responsible thing and burn that mother fucker down!


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Tedwilto]
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i had no idea i was.

i been smoking in this place for a year and a half now and never thought the smoke was noticeable.


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Deltron3030]
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Have wet towels and a bucket on standby.

Smoke out the window.:shrug:


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Deltron3030]
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You got good credit and a decent job?  If so, get an FHA loan to buy a house, detached, single family home.... I never have trouble with anyone... I blast music 'til 4am, smoke weed here sometimes, got a little personal use mushroom grow set-up.  No hassle, No bullshit.

Good luck with that shit.. I'd def. be cautious until the heat blows over.


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Deltron3030]
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Deltron3030 said:
i had no idea i was.

i been smoking in this place for a year and a half now and never thought the smoke was noticeable.



Then you can bet your ass your place smells like dope. You just don't notice it.


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Sprezzatura]
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Sprezzatura said:
You got good credit and a decent job?  If so, get an FHA loan to buy a house, detached, single family home.... I never have trouble with anyone... I blast music 'til 4am, smoke weed here sometimes, got a little personal use mushroom grow set-up.  No hassle, No bullshit.

Good luck with that shit.. I'd def. be cautious until the heat blows over.



Plant the weed in the landlords room- call the DEA!


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Istigkeit]
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Also- buy weed incense! and regular incense! In case they trace it back to you- say, IT BE MY INCENSE MAN!


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Istigkeit]
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i dont get you man


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Re: fucking rats [Re: AntiEverything]
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:calledajoke:


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Re: fucking rats [Re: Istigkeit]
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im just saying it wasn't funny


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Re: fucking rats [Re: AntiEverything]
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:smilingpuppy:


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[quote]RogerRabbit said:
Ah, that explains it.  Typical know-it-all noob.  We get a few thousand just like you register here every year.  They try a few grows, fail miserably and then after a few months or one bad trip, go back to sniffing glue, never to be seen again.

We have a basic pf tek that's idiot proof enough for noobs to get fucked up with their friends. 

Mycologists on the other hand grow for the love of growing.  They want to experiment with various species, substrates, and fruiting environments. They'll move on to isolate strains, attempt hybridization, and in general treat cultivation as an artform, rather than a chore that must be performed as a means to an end.  They'll work twice as hard for a ten percent gain, just for the love of perfection.  These are the ones who will isolate strains, not the dumb fucks who treat mushrooms as a drug, or even worse, a pathogen, as if mushrooms cause disease.
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Re: fucking rats [Re: TheBandit]
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Deltron3030 said:
i had no idea i was.

i been smoking in this place for a year and a half now and never thought the smoke was noticeable.



Are you surprised that a smoker can't smell the smoke......?

:facepalm: Weed REEKS to non-smokers..... they've probably been smelling it for a long time and finally are getting fed up with your smell

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Re: fucking rats [Re: feifen]
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play with fire. ya get burned. plain n simple


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Re: fucking rats [Re: AntiEverything]
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fuck i flew too close to the sun
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Re: fucking rats [Re: Deltron3030]
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like i know i could bang this 17 year old slut retarded she wants my shit but do i?

fuck no

kno why? cuz its illegal.

ps: in fact i stay away. far away from underage girls. bad news bears


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Re: fucking rats [Re: AntiEverything]
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i can still legally fuck 17 year olds in my state
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Re: fucking rats [Re: Deltron3030]
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try again. look up the rape law


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Re: fucking rats [Re: AntiEverything]
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regarding 16 and 17 year olds in florida,

Unlawful sexual activity with certain minors if someone age 24 or older engages in sexual activity with someone age 16 or 17.
Florida

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Re: fucking rats [Re: AntiEverything]
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AntiEverything said:
try again. look up the rape law



nah here in Texas we can fuck them 17 year olds too

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Re: fucking rats [Re: feifen]
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touche

fuck i was wrong. i thought every state had the same law and figured it was hearsay that some states allow it. i asked a defense attourney one time what was up with that and he basically put it that if you are over 18 and you are hamslammin some slut under age they will find a way to screw you over, pretty much universal precedent or something like that.


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Re: fucking rats [Re: AntiEverything]
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If my landlord said that to me I would:

1. calmly, I would grab my bong and take a rip

2. Cut her cunt out and feed it to her    :heresjohnny:  :heresjohnny:


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Re: fucking rats [Re: KillaFoRilla]
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get a fan and point it out the window. 'swhat we do in the dorms :sheesha:


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