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Kicking morphine with poison ivy
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i havent gotten out of bed in three days

i got poison ivy romping thru the woods looking for mushrooms

then i ran out of morphine, and cash

so im laying here smoking a bong with matches laying in dirty blankets covered in a horrible itchy rash with my nose running and my legs kicking and my skin crawling.

i want to kill something, or die. if i could just peel all my skin off and bathe in laudanum and calamine lotion, i would.

fuck. any suggestions? actually fuck all your suggestions. pre emptive strike bitches.

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Douse yourself with gasoline.

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #2]
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...and? light myself on fire?

ive heard of covering dogs with diesel fuel to cure mange, but this is ridiculous.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

i finally got up and took a shower to get the crap off my skin

it felt disgusting to shower

i hate you all

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Seriously, get some corn starch (most groceries sell it), draw up a tub of water, add the starch and soak in that for a while. It won't cure you, but you'll feel better.

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #2]
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or just kill yourself. youll never kick your opiate habit and youll die overdosing.

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Steroids will give some actual relief.  That is what they give everyone who shows up at the hospital with poison ivy.

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
or just kill yourself. youll never kick your opiate habit and youll die overdosing.


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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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fuck a dirty nigger whore and it will go away

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #6]
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so i just got up to take a liquid shit and slipped in the hallway and shat all over myself when my ass hit the ground... out of laundry so now wearing shorts with the ass worn out of them... all this after i went through taking a shower. ran outside to finish shitting by the woodpile clad in slippers.

as to killing myself: who the fuck hits the reset button before they have to? id rather live to 100 and be opiated every day of my life, than be the pussy faggot emo that kills himself in his 20s because he can't deal with his self inflicted endorphin deficiency. duh. i know i did it to myself.

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i was in the woods one time and went to take a piss. Yup i touched my dick and shook it too. well a couple days later that fucker looked bad. and it itched too. get it on your dick once. it gets super sensative and the skin will start to come off if you jack it. lol.  so off to the doctor I went. got some prednisone. took that and my dick swelled up like a fucking popcan(no joke). It hurt so bad and i couldnt piss. it seriously looked like it was goona explode. my dick was weeping out of the cracked skin so off to the ER i went. I got admitted for 3 days(catheter and all). found out the prednisone weekens your immune system and let a staff infection take hold. I didnt have health coverage and it cost me 8grand. the money was worth it to save my cock hammer, but it wasnt worth it to walk through the woods and touch my dick to pee. lesson learned.

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #6]
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its all over my dick as well

i used to be a lot more sensitive to poison ivy when i was younger and had terrible things like what you described happen (minus the staph infection). i remember listening to star wars when i was little because my eyes were too swelled shut to see anything.

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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your goona be up all night. me to but its because i got jars in the pc

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
so i just got up to take a liquid shit and slipped in the hallway and shat all over myself when my ass hit the ground... out of laundry so now wearing shorts with the ass worn out of them... all this after i went through taking a shower. ran outside to finish shitting by the woodpile clad in slippers.



wrong thread.

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #7]
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how do you figure

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Re: Kicking morphine with poison ivy [Re: Anonymous #1]
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theres a thread dedicated to shitting yourself already. For people who need to kill themselves like you!

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