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Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas
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By Donald Drake

Well, I had this great idea on how to end female rape as we know it, besides abstinence.

You see, I've developed a VERY SPECIAL clown suit, that when whenceforth hereforth forewarning is WORN by a woman, it will deter ANY male from raping her.

WELL, you my be wondering, DEAR READER, what about the OTHER clowns who try to rape the girls dressed as clowns? WELL, I also offer a Cowboy suit to wear over the clown suit. Clowns will never rape a girl dressed as a clown dressed as a cowboy.

BUT WAIT! What about the Clowns dressed as Cowboys that rape the GIRLS dressed as clowns dressed as Cowboys? WELL, I also offer women the protection of Skeleton Wizard suit to wear over their cowboy suits that they wear over their clown suits.

I'll cater to anyone, frinstance I ran into this girl, who was protected. I asked "Why are you dressed as a dolphin?" "TO KEEP THE MONKEYS FROM RAPING ME!" I understood how well all levels of the product was doing.

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OFTEN, I wonder what I would do without the Shroomery, and I think what a delight it would be to dig through Ythan's garbage, and try to EXACTLY emulate his diet. That way, my shit will be equal to his shit and I can make some fuckin' awesome Jenkem. Prisoner#1's shit would be pretty swanky to huff, as well.

Terrence McKenna is clearly gone in most of his videos and talks like an earwig. There, I said it.

People have asked me numerous times if I am a meth head, and it makes me scratch my head, and scratch my head, then scratch it some more, twitch a bit, and it leaves me wondering because I DON'T DO METH. I'm always scratching my head. With a middle finger.

He nominates who's free, bets filligreed, and spear it through Ghandi. Amen.

I like to express myself by pointing to stuff other people are wearing.

Those were some ideas I had.

I have though(t)ful names!


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Goodnight Shroomery,
Tomorrow one step closer to magic!

I have Preis Fuchs names!


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Apollyphelion]
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:rofl: :rofl2:  :rotfl:  :lolz0rz:  :lol:  :lmafo:


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Well then...


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Phish_Dude]
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This is stupid.


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Apollyphelion]
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A marvelous read. Couldnt put it down. :thumbup::thumbup:


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: drunkenlawngnome]
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:awecid: wow


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Apollyphelion]
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The logic seems sound enough, you seem like someone who should try reading Finnegans wake.


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: drunkenlawngnome]
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drunkenlawngnome said:
This is stupid.

Rape is funny now :shrug:


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Apollyphelion]
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.:.


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Edited by blewmeanie (01/23/10 12:10 PM)

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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Clown suit or not, you're getting raped.:crankey:

Yeah rapist might even find clowns or cowgirls erotic.


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Maurer]
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Maurer said:
blewmeanie said:
Clown suit or not, you're getting raped.:crankey:

Yeah rapist might even find clowns or cowgirls erotic.


Most people don't? :confused:

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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Laz32]
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.:.


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Edited by blewmeanie (01/23/10 12:11 PM)

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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I think if prostitution were legalized and regulated country wide, there would be a lot less rape. 











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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Learyfan]
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I THINK this could be true, but regardless I think prostitution should be legal.

WOBBLY A FTW!

I have a line of clothing GUARANTEED to prevent any form of rape, no matter what the desire. Through an esoteric combinations of Lobster and Spatula Costumes, it can be done, IT HAS BEGUN!


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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I think you're forgetting to factor in the Japanese.



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Re: Rape Proofing the World, and Other Ideas [Re: Learyfan]
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Learyfan said:
I think if prostitution were legalized and regulated country wide, there would be a lot less rape.


welp, here in good ol' Germany, whoredom is A-OK by the law. you gotta wear the Whore Suit (no joke, it's a certain kind of corset and boots -- and no, no fright wig or cherry-tomato nose), but it's totally legal.

as for ze statistics in Deutschland, i'm too lazy to look it up but you don't hear about a whole lot of rape.


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