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Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me.
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I think i could be a professional blowjob trainer or something.  My infatuation with head is so out of hand that I act like i can’t cum during sex so my girl is obligated to suck me off.  I’ve been doing this for at least 7 or 8 years now with all of my girlfriends.

I can take a girl that has only sucked dick a few times, with real mediocre technique.  And turn her into a blowjob ninja in less than 2 months.  Honestly i could do it much faster but i don’t want to make them feel bad, so my suggestions are somewhat indirect.

Really I think it just comes down to time logged on the cock.  It takes time to work up the oral dexterity to keep a good blowjob going, but once her body has adjusted to a head giving lifestyle she can easily follow input.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like training girls to suck dick.  It's a huge relief when a girl comes along that's already good at it, but this has only happened a couple of times.

I get head 2-3 times a day with my current gf, in addition to the times i get finished off with it after sex.  I won’t date girls that find oral sex repulsive, im not looking to force something on anyone, but it IS a requirement to be with me.  Which is ok by them, I think when most girls ssee how much I like it they really enjoy doing it.

Same deal with my ex who I dated 5yrs, i literally came in her mouth 2-3 times a day for five fucking years.  She must have swallowed gallons of my cum over the course of our relationship.  Yes these are the kinds of things i think about at night, im an addict.

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Blow job ninja?
Sounds kinda frighting.
For some reason i hear this and i imagine some masked Asian chick sneaking in my room and orally administering poison threw my cock!
OR worse....
I think ill pass on the Oral Ninja bit...
A best wouldn't a blow job from a ninja be so quick and stealthy you'd never know it happened?
Sounds kinda like a all around bad ideal to me...
:shrug:
But i guess what ever keeps your virgin mind entertained.

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:awebig:

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My infatuation with head is so out of hand that I act like i can’t cum during sex so my girl is obligated to suck me off.



Obligated my ass, they're just trying to get it over with so that they can go fuck a real man. You already gave yourself away by being so obsessed with blowjobs; no one who's hung likes them that fucking much, because chick's mouths are only so big. Much better to put her on top and go fucking full metal jackhammer on her, she'll come when you do. I guess you never thought about that, huh. :sissies:

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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so, you have sucked enough dicks in your day to make a girl suck one like a pro?  good work, cassanova.  you'll be found gutted from the asshole out in the bathroom of a gay bar called "The Man Hole" one day.

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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number one actually has a secret desire to suck off lots of cock

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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No my dick is huge.  Biggest one in my town

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just because your a dumbass prick doesn't mean you can call your height a dick size!

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Can I hire you to teach my wife? I will throw you 3 ounces, 250 bucks and give you 3 days to give her the skills necessary to please me correctly. Of course I'm joking, but I just wanted to throw that out there.

I bet you would donate the time if I was serious, my wife is hoooooot. lol

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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shut up fraggin.

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Re: Girls walk away from me as Blowjob ninjas. You should thank me. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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#1 sucked so much cock, that he now walks around town giving out lessons.

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