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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: sleepy]
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sleepy said:
i think there should be an option for people who don't want o be exposed to radiation, to just strip.  keep it simple



I think you should also have to submit to a strip search before being permited to drive your car anywhere. After all, we're just trying to keep people safe right?

Better yet, why don't we just ban all clothing that isn't completely clear...king of like those plastic backpacks they made us all switch to in highschool.


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: blewmeanie]
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i think we should all have to go naked all the time, just in case.

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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: blewmeanie]
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lol as I post in this thread I'm reading 1984.


ironnnnyyyyyy

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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Adden]
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why should they care now. they are the real terrorists.


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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I believe this entire problem can be solved by simply not flying on planes, it's worked for me for 20 years.


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Lucidx]
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I almost got blue-gloved pre 9/11 for having rivets in my jeans.

:facepalm:

"Did you put them there yourself, sir."


Yes, when I connect them all together, they complete the circuit and...

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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Adden]
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Actually that's kind of a good idea.

If I knew anything about the subject matter, I bet that could work.

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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: blewmeanie]
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They made you use clear backpacks in high school?  That's fucking crazy.


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Adden]
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I might invest in building my own helicopter. Because the only 2 locations I ever need to be in is New Hampshire and Canada, I have no buisness overseas.


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
They made you use clear backpacks in high school?  That's fucking crazy.



I've been to a highschool in Boston were they have metal detectors at the doors.


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
They made you use clear backpacks in high school?  That's fucking crazy.




The younger generations had clear backpacks even in elementary schools. The high school got full building/campus video as well as ID badges to scan to get in. A security guard stood at the door to make sure you weren't using your card to let someone in.

If your ID card was flipped backwards and you walked by a camera you'd be suspended.

If you used it to get in, say, 8am, and tried to use it to get in again before 2:40pm (after school activities) an alarm would go off.

Upper middle-class predominantly white (not like it matters to me) neighborhood, with no sordid past of incidents.



And I bet some of you motherfuckers wonder why I think the way I do sometimes :crankey:

I didn't have to experience that, but I would have found a way to Columbine them to prove a point.

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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
circularvortex said:
They made you use clear backpacks in high school?  That's fucking crazy.




The younger generations had clear backpacks even in elementary schools. The high school got full building/campus video as well as ID badges to scan to get in. A security guard stood at the door to make sure you weren't using your card to let someone in.

If your ID card was flipped backwards and you walked by a camera you'd be suspended.

If you used it to get in, say, 8am, and tried to use it to get in again before 2:40pm (after school activities) an alarm would go off.

Upper middle-class predominantly white (not like it matters to me) neighborhood, with no sordid past of incidents.



And I bet some of you motherfuckers wonder why I think the way I do sometimes :crankey:

I didn't have to experience that, but I would have found a way to Columbine them to prove a point.



Sounds like something from like 1984 or Mirrors Edge


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Lucidx]
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The sad part is it's fucking true.

:nonono:

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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
The sad part is it's fucking true.

:nonono:




I just realized your name was Dystopia lol.


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Lucidx]
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I either fucked myself up bad and opened too many doors, or I woke myself up and am ready for the worst.

I fear that I might be viewed as one of the apocalyptic "oes noes" people; but I really don't care, you can all see where this is heading. Everyone needs to stop kidding themselves.

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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Adden]
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damn, they treated their own students as criminals. Nothing like this at the liberal public schools I attended in california, but my friend from nebraska told me they all had to wear name badges and I was pretty shocked.


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
They made you use clear backpacks in high school?  That's fucking crazy.



Yeah man, it was like my last year...or maybe my junior year when they started that nonsense. It was right after the columbine shooting.


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: danielx]
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The worst thing that had ever happened in that entire school system is that there was one fight, and I got expelled in fifth grade for bringing a Swiss Army Knife keychain that I got as an award from Boy Scouts.

No one ever brought a gun or even vandalized anyones' cars. It was completely unnecessary.

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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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i actually find the idea of strangers looking at my penis and asshole slightly arousing.

you better believe i will be walking through the imagers with a raging hardon.


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Re: the TSA is pushing for whole body imaging scanners in the wake of the failed 'terrorist' attack [Re: Citizen13]
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You better believe what job I'll be first in line for!

:awebig:


Bisexual voyeurs unite!

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