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one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis
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During "that" time of the month especially. My stupid ass periods come complete with cramps so bad that they are crippling. Now i wish i was just over-reacting, but i spend these days in the bathroom throwing up and curling into the fetal position wishing that i would die. Thank god i happened to stop by my guys house who had some leftover hydrocodone from when he tore his back muscle otherwise i think I'd be crying right now, or dead from downing a whole bottle of Advil.

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Are you on any kind of Birth control?

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #2]
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was and it did help with my periods, but because of insurance and financial issues right now, i have gotten back off them.

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
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did birth control make ur pussy less wet?

cus my gf is so much wetter when shes not on that shit.;

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Have you checked out a planned parenthood? They can give you info on getting free/cheap BC.

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #3]
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a lot of BC can make a woman dry, My GF is on the ring and I approve. She was on Yaz, made her so dry, lube was of no help.

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
During "that" time of the month especially. My stupid ass periods come complete with cramps so bad that they are crippling. Now i wish i was just over-reacting, but i spend these days in the bathroom throwing up and curling into the fetal position wishing that i would die. Thank god i happened to stop by my guys house who had some leftover hydrocodone from when he tore his back muscle otherwise i think I'd be crying right now, or dead from downing a whole bottle of Advil.


:haha:

Comments like this make me glad I wasn't born with an axe wound that bleeds monthly.

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #2]
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also u can pee standing up easily
bone chicks (or dudes if thats ur thing, as for animals ur gross)

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #5]
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well there is multiple other reasons why i wish i had a penis, haha, but it doesn't effect how wet i am, cuz trust me i usually produce enough and then some, ha, yea i went to plan parenthood and its almost a hundred bucks to just start on the damn pill cuz they want to take you into the back room have a five minute conversation about the different kinds of birth control there is and that in forty bucks right now. fucking bullshit.

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
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WTF? They charge you money to talk to you about going on the pill? What I did was I went to the receptionist and told her I was broke, she then gave me a paper to fill out and I was given a card from the state that would pay for simple shit like that.

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #2]
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What?! damn i need to see if i can do that.

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My GF got one to so she could go on the pill when we were poorer, what state do you live in?

She also was able to get 3 months worth of samples from her doc as well.

Edited by Anonymous (12/09/09 09:33 PM)

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #2]
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i live in colorado, and i am freezing right now lol.

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
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one of the reasons you should wish you had a penis would be to feel what a vagina is like


































































its awesome

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #6]
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haha no doubt its awesome i think if i had a penis for a day, i would fuck as many things as possible

-multiple girls
-anal
-oral
-oral with tongue pierced
-titty fuck
-hand job
-my own hand
-pocket pussy
-blow up doll
-....uh....ran out of ideas


-but i definitely wouldn't use a bathroom i would piss where ever i waned and i would definitely try and write my name :grin:

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
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This is the only thing I could find on a quick search, http://www.colorado.gov/hcpf I found a contact number there, call em up and see if that is anything useful. And if not, hit up a PPH and say Iz poor, and see what they can offer ya

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #2]
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haha, thankyou very much for the help :smile:

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Pissing on the toilet seat in a public place, like Barnes and Nobel book store, or aiming under the stall wall into the next stall is best LOL

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #2]
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haha was there anyone in the next stall?

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Re: one of the reasons why i wish i had a penis [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
-but i definitely wouldn't use a bathroom i would piss where ever i waned and i would definitely try and write my name :grin:


Writing your name with your piss is overrated.

Pissing in your own mouth is where it's at.

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