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help me get back at my neighbor
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for the last two years, about every 3 months i walk outside to see animal control sitting in my driveway.
the funny thing is, they have never caught my dogs.

the first few times, they kept saying someone anonymously called. Then they knocked on my door to inform me that they were taking my bulldog and some mixed dog. only problem was that they werent my dogs.

my neighborhood, where i own my house, is pretty much a dog neighborhood. everyone has a dog, and all the dogs are nice, and everyone lets their dogs run around without a leash pretty regularly.

well today i woke up to the animal control people sitting outside my house and finally found out who was calling the pound on my pets only. it is this dumb black bitch with the stereotypical nigger house on the street. I tried to be civil with her but she just wanted to keep yelling from her front porch, so i told her i am going to make her life a living hell.

then she says she is calling the cops for me threatening her.... ha. she keeps talking while i am walking away and i just tell her to suck a dick and go fuck herself.
Now I am looking into public nuisance laws for anything i can stick her with. I wonder if there is any legal backlash to taking pictures of someones house too.

this just happened so tons of plans have started formulating, most of them bad.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Call up animal control and tell them there's a monkey on the loose

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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order her 50 pizzas she will appreciate it

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My wife watches all those animal cops shows and you sound like one of those folk who's a complete asshole but doesn't realize it.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #3]
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If you have her phone # then Place an Ad selling or renting her house, if she drives a car put it in the paper for sale.
Anonymous phone call to the DEA telling them you suspect a crack house is operating at the address.
Throw MJ seeds in her garden wait for them to germ and call the pigs.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Call animal control and tell them it sounds like they are fighting dogs ion the backyard!
It happened to a buddy of mine and they came and inspected all his dogs, which happened to be pitbulls.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
My wife watches all those animal cops shows and you sound like one of those folk who's a complete asshole but doesn't realize it.




oh, i am an asshole. but even the animal control people are morally on my side, but legally on hers. My dogs are not a nuisance in any way. there are literally 20 dogs running around this neighborhood right now. plus my dogs are very well trained and cared for, so there is nothing they can do there.
this woman complains that my dog keeps her up all night barking, but my dogs are inside the house all night, not barking.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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-If she has a car get put some fresh dog shit under the door handles (use gloves of course) that way when she goes to open the door she'll get it all over her fingers. If she has those typical bitch nigger long nails it'll be even better, it'll take her forever to get all that shit off.

-If she doesn't have a car, smear the shit all over her front door while she's at work.

-Get some powerful superglue and when she leaves the house place the tip of the nozzle in her lock (key hole) and superglue the shit out of it, she won't be able to get back in.

-Go to the local pet store and tell them you have rats in your house but you're an animal lover and don't want to kill them and ask for some "humane traps" put them near the sewer and catch some big nasty fucking rats, break a window of her house and throw them in...  wait for the scream.

-Another one if she has a car, spray some brake fluid all over it in the middle of the night, the paint will be all fucked up in the morning.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #7]
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no, im looking for more stuff along the lines of legal help.

everyone is breaking the law every single day. I want to find tons of little arbitrary bullshit laws so i can file public nuisance or zoning restrictions on her ass.

been looking for a few hours, but its tough as shit to find local bylaws and ordinances online.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Avoid her, not worth your time or aggravation.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #8]
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nah, fuck that, i only have a few more work days left this year, im making this bitch my special project.

i am actually writing my city councilman and seeing what i can do to enforce local aesthetic requirement ordinances against her house.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Set her house on fire

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #2]
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i need reasons to call the police on her. I have even thought about doing something to my house, then using the incident report filed by the animal control people as prime suspect motive for the vandalism or such.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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ha, bitch beat me to the punch. cops just came to my door, she says that i threatened her.

I said "I am going to make your life a living hell" and she said that she was going to as well.
the cop comes and asks if I said "she better watch her back because i am going to fuck her up".

what a dumb bitch. I knew i should have been recording the audio.

I am about to go fake like I am taking some pictures to freak her out.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You're going to end up doing something stupid, it will backfire, and you will be caught.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I can't see this ending well. 

If she had lied and told the cops that you threatened her with a gun, the police would have arrived with a search warrant, kicked your door down and searched the house thoroughly for a gun, then arrested you for any weed or anything else that they find.

In a case like that, there would be no legal recourse for you since the police acted "in good faith".

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #8]
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i have nothing to hide from the police.

but my new plan is this: my burb has those communal mailboxes that are in front of the division. mine has no door on it. I can steal my mail, and put it in her garbage, then call the police saying i saw her throwing my mail away... bam federal offense.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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wow, that is worse than your last idea

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
i have nothing to hide from the police.

but my new plan is this: my burb has those communal mailboxes that are in front of the division. mine has no door on it. I can steal my mail, and put it in her garbage, then call the police saying i saw her throwing my mail away... bam federal offense.





just put the dogshit under her doorhandles dude.

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Re: help me get back at my neighbor [Re: Anonymous #11]
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kill her with a bagfull of oranges

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