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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Simultaneous Flatulence
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This sounds childish, but sometimes I wake up in the mornings with really bizarre ideas and visions, some of them are silly but most are fairly creative. This morning I awoke thinking about what it would sound like if we were able to overlap all of the world's ongoing farts and pussy farts so that they occur simultaneously. As in, if we could tune into FM station 99.99 and we could hear the combined average of the world's concurrent flatulence activity™.

The world development indicators puts the population at around 6.6 billion. Thousands of these crazy sounds are happening right now as you read this, a sort of cosmic orchestra. And given the likelihood the pitch frequency of the noises will vary as they fall along a continuum - I'm pretty sure if we could layer them into one sound, we will finally understand the DMT noise.

I envision a monstrously loud, infinite SHRIEK... like a train that breaks the sound barrier and hauls past you, missing your face by an inch.

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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: Arden]
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Question. Are you insane?


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: Arden]
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I think you're on to something here. :strokebeard:


I have a dream of someday organizing a mass public puking into a series of megaphones downtown.


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: Arden]
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Oh man.......this made me laugh.  Thank you!

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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: Arden]
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I bet it would be the ultimate bass wave.

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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: norml840]
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The famed "brown note" :smile2:


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: Arden]
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Arden said:
This sounds childish, but sometimes I wake up in the mornings with really bizarre ideas and visions, some of them are silly but most are fairly creative. This morning I awoke thinking about what it would sound like if we were able to overlap all of the world's ongoing farts and pussy farts so that they occur simultaneously. As in, if we could tune into FM station 99.99 and we could hear the combined average of the world's concurrent flatulence activity�.

The world development indicators puts the population at around 6.6 billion. Thousands of these crazy sounds are happening right now as you read this, a sort of cosmic orchestra. And given the likelihood the pitch frequency of the noises will vary as they fall along a continuum - I'm pretty sure if we could layer them into one sound, we will finally understand the DMT noise.

I envision a monstrously loud, infinite SHRIEK... like a train that breaks the sound barrier and hauls past you, missing your face by an inch.


:ilold:


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: lukeboots]
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lukeboots said:
I think you're on to something here. :strokebeard:


I have a dream of someday organizing a mass public puking into a series of megaphones downtown.


OMG!  We can organize willing participants!  Everybody eat pizza and drink orange juice prior to the event.  Then just drink a little Ipecac and let the public puking begin!  We would need to get it all on video! 

OH SHI----  BRAINSTORM!

What if each person drank a bunch of water instead of  orange juice, but we put copious amounts of food coloring in the water, that way when they puke it will be like a rainbow!  Each person has a different color assigned to them.  It would be great!


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: kanglow]
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The food coloring idea is AWESOME! And yeah, it's gotta be videotaped.

It's gotta be rowdy too, and it should really take place on a rooftop.

So I take it you're gonna be there for the big hurl??? :smile2:


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: lukeboots]
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If this were truly to be organized I would try my damn hardest to be there.  I have an HD camera (HVX200) and some pretty decent mics, so I'm totally down to shoot and edit.


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: kanglow]
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Do you live anywhere around the PNW? :grin:


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: lukeboots]
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" I wake up in the mornings with really bizarre ideas and visions"

This happens to me a lot. Like one time my radio was talking to me but its voice sounded like mr hankey from south park. Its the moment when your still sleeping but your like half awake. :mushroom2:


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: lukeboots]
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lukeboots said:
Do you live anywhere around the PNW? :grin:


No, but I'm down for a road trip.


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Re: Simultaneous Flatulence [Re: kanglow]
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Alright, party on. I'll remember to let you know if the big hurl ever becomes a reality. I've been wanting to do it for a few years now.


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