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Revenge on a monstrous cockroach
    #8880431 - 09/05/08 01:14 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Ok so I'm sittin here chillin and I feel a little tingle on my foot and ignore it for a second and blow it off as just a random feeling I got. But then it gets more intense and I look down to see a HUGE cockroack with wiggling antennas sittin on my damn foot! I have never seen a cockroach in my apartment in the 7 or so months I've lived here so fuckin neighbor apartments must be slackin on the cleanliness!!! Anyways.... I kick him off and he goes runnin like fuckin CRAZY fast into the corner to hide under some shit. I grab my sandal and start bashin all over the place tearin all kinds of shit and makin a huge mess. He managed to escape unharmed though...at first..... then he ran over to somethin else and hid and I moved that and once again he goes scurrin like CRAZY... and then I think I lost him and he got away and once again I move something and he goes runnin..... but this time he just hid under a piece of paper so I go WAMMMMM!!!! and missed! but then he came runnin out and I had a perfect shot at him so Ai just came down beautifully in one stroke and ENDED THAT FUCKERS LIFE!!!! now I think I'm gonna take a pic and upload so yall can see this huge motherfucker I had to sacrifice.


On a slightly different note... has anybody else ever had a time in their life where everytime they trip mushrooms... all these cockroaches who normally are dormant come out and just like gather around and fuckin stare at you? I swear to god a few years ago I lived in a house and you would never see roaches but when I would trip I swear like 50 would come out and just sit there!!! I associated their presence with my trippin vibe and it really felt like they could sense a human acting under different energy then normal and they came out to be like WTF? maybe Im crazy but none the less they came out for some reason or another every time I tripped.


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Re: Revenge on a monstrous cockroach [Re: LightShedder]
    #8880437 - 09/05/08 01:16 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

DUDE literally right as I was posting this I looked down to see the little fucker with guts all oozing out limp off to survival!!! I swear to god I hit this dude hard and he was like totally fucked up but fuckin A this little guy got up and took off. I then had to find him again underneath all the broken and torn up shit and smash him to hell. now he is for sure dead but I had to smash him on this old school picture. fuck. oh well at least the fuckers gone.


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Re: Revenge on a monstrous cockroach [Re: LightShedder]
    #8881236 - 09/05/08 08:53 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

Poor Dutch folks, reduced to killing monstrous bugs with shoes.

If you live in America you could have shot that sonuvabitch.

That's how I deal with all of my pest infestations.


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Re: Revenge on a monstrous cockroach [Re: LightShedder]
    #8881252 - 09/05/08 08:57 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

the other night i was comin home from a Bassnectar show in Chicago...
i got into my apartment and started takin a piss when all of a sudden... roaches!!

i was still tripping off these rothbury shrooms and i hateeee bugs,
then i lied down on my mattress and one crawled up the wall!!

they can smell the fear....


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Re: Revenge on a monstrous cockroach [Re: LightShedder]
    #8881255 - 09/05/08 08:58 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

LOL thats hilarious.

I like the tripping part you mentioned. Maybe that can be scientifically tested. Ugh I don't got the tools nor the time.


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Re: Revenge on a monstrous cockroach [Re: watchoutnow]
    #8881294 - 09/05/08 09:10 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

post the pic man


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Re: Revenge on a monstrous cockroach [Re: tomnl]
    #8881854 - 09/05/08 11:30 AM (15 years, 5 months ago)

that woulda been on some joes apartment shit thats hilarious

i seem to have that problem with spiders theyre freakin everywhere


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