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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: scruffymafia]
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I just A.C. Slater the bowl and pinch my dick into the back of the seat.

Works for me :shrug:


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Edited by œȾȿȝȴɧʢǥ (ȏɟ/ȿɮ/ɷɖ 68:82 PM)

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: markofthebeast]
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rustyeffect said:
I dont know, I just always pictured that this would happen:

http://www.efukt.com/2261_Drunken_Slut_Has_Hilarious_Disaster.html


Oh. My. God. I don't know whether to laugh, or throw up. :rofldrunk:


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: scruffymafia]
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scruffymafia said:
I always squat, always have. I find sitting really weird, plus my dick always ends up touching the toilet bowl when i sit - which really makes me rage.

:kingcrankey:


I hold my dick down with my right hand - does no one else do that?

And an update on the squat - what the fuck?  How can anyone seriously do that?  Maybe it's just cause I'm fairly inflexible, but I put my feet on the lid, and got as low as I could, and my ass was a good foot and a half over the rim of the bowl.  I guess no squatting for me.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: pwnasaurus]
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sam420 said:
I didn't think when I woke up this morning I would be told that for 24 years of my life I have been shitting incorrectly


Haha word



I'm going to have to try this, though.  I hope I don't fall.


This is a great thread.

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Edited by scruffymafia (06/23/20 04:33 AM)

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: scruffymafia]
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If you squat while on the seat, wouldnt the turd have more distance to fall, thus making inevitable splashage all over the place?


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Edited by œȾȿȝȴɧʢǥ (ȏɟ/ȿɮ/ɷɖ 68:82 PM)

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: markofthebeast]
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I'm pretty sure this has happened to everyone one time or another. If your positioned wrong on the Pooper or not holding your winky down and you pee between the seat and the toilet and get it on the back of your legs. Its worse when your not at your own house and it gets on your pants. You realize there is nothing that can be done about the wet mark on the back of your pants. This has happen to me more than one occasion especially while I'm wasted

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: markofthebeast]
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rustyeffect said:
If you squat while on the seat, wouldnt the turd have more distance to fall, thus making inevitable splashage all over the place?


As it was mentioned, that largely depends on what you eat. A diet rich in meat will commonly create thick and dense "cannon ball" types of feces that cause bigger splashes when they hit the water. A diet based on raw unprocessed foods on the other hand, commonly creates a softer, less dense consistency which in turn minimizes the splash factor.


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: MOTH] * 1
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Ok so my ex now stands on the toilet and squats lol. she saw me squatting in the woods one day tried doing it on a toilet and now loves it


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you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: thedudenj]
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The thread lives on to change more lives!!

everyone should give this a shot if you haven't already

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: thedudenj]
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thedudenj said:
Ok so my ex now stands on the toilet and squats lol. she saw me squatting in the woods one day tried doing it on a toilet and now loves it


Awesomeness!  :-D  I still squat on the toilet to this day.  One poo at a time.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: MOTH]
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Hahaha I saw this thread pop up in my threads page and laughed, forgot about this thread :lol:

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Platinum]
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Great idea. When you are sitting it is almost impossible to completely rid excrement from the sphincter.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Platinum]
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I don't squat but i put a box under my feet to raise them up and it has the same effect.
My arse used to bleed and i always thought it was the TP but it stopped when i started doing this.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Mike_yy]
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Mikeyyork said:
I don't squat but i put a box under my feet to raise them up and it has the same effect.
My arse used to bleed and i always thought it was the TP but it stopped when i started doing this.

:awewtf: Not cool :shake:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Mike_yy] * 1
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Thats how they do it in India.... thousands of them every morning all along the train tracks.

Makes for an interesting journey anyway.

Namaste.


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Maurer]
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Maurer said:
Mikeyyork said:
I don't squat but i put a box under my feet to raise them up and it has the same effect.
My arse used to bleed and i always thought it was the TP but it stopped when i started doing this.

:awewtf: Not cool :shake:


It's fucking great man, my arsehole is itch free.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
thedudenj said:
Ok so my ex now stands on the toilet and squats lol. she saw me squatting in the woods one day tried doing it on a toilet and now loves it


Awesomeness!  :-D  I still squat on the toilet to this day.  One poo at a time.



crapping while perched on the toilet in malasana.  must try for tomorrow's morning poo........

:thumbup:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: yogabunny] * 1
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yogabunny said:
MOTH said:
thedudenj said:
Ok so my ex now stands on the toilet and squats lol. she saw me squatting in the woods one day tried doing it on a toilet and now loves it


Awesomeness!  :-D  I still squat on the toilet to this day.  One poo at a time.



crapping while perched on the toilet in malasana.  must try for tomorrow's morning poo........

:thumbup:

Girls don't poop :shocked:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Maurer]
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I still dont understand this concept. What are you guys wearing on your feet to do this? Shoes would scuff up the seat and possibly break it, socks would make you slip in, and barefoot it just nasty.

Plus I only weigh like 140 and I'm still afraid to put all of my weight on the toilet even if I'm sitting.


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