I'm not talking about every time I get a hard on either here (that's a big part of what lead to my obsessive masturbation in the first place) what I'm talking about is that occasional full fledged fucken chubby that pops up outta nowhere and is completely unprovoked
you know the one's I'm talking about here...those times when you're trying to study for an exam or some shit, and little Mr Happy starts rising up outta nowhere, and you just sorta shift yer drawers real quick so you don't notice it as much (cause you've got more important shit to do) but then he starts throbbing an shit, and when you finally whip him out to get this shit over an done with already - this little fucker is now three times his normal size, and is pumping profusely without you even yet laying a hand on it, and he looks like the fucken incredible hulk when he's about to go apeshit on somebody
...oh yeah...
hard-ons like THAT are definitely worth waiting for
and because they seem to come around more often the less you force one out every time you get even a little excited - I've decided that I'm just gonna wait for the moment to come on it's own now, so that way EVERY masturbation session henceforth will now be the absolute best my body can provide
the occasional epic spank > continuous pathetic wank
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