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Normal sex doesn't turn me on
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So I am not exactly what you would call a ladies man.  I am shy and socially awkward and not astute at picking up the ladies.  I am also a chronic masturbater.  3-4 times a day is pretty much the average.

I have become so desensitized to pornography that I can't jerk off to anything that isn't at least little bit freaky.  Gangbangs, double penetration, deep throat, double vaginal or double anal, cream pies, incest, golden showers, trannies, etc. are all features in my regular masturbation ammunition.

The problem is when some lonely, reasonable doable female decides to takes pity on me and spread her legs, it is tough to get it up and keep it up.

The proliferation of hardcore pornography has destroyed the small semblance of a sex life I do have.  If me and her bf aren't doing double anal on her while her twin sister sits on her face and then I pull my dick out and facefuck the twin and she eats my whole load, I barely get turned on.

Okay, so that is an exaggeration but you get the idea.  Maybe I need to delete all the freaky porn I have and stop jerking off so much, idk.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I think your answered your own question at the end.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
I think your answered your own question at the end.


And drunk sex never hurt anyone.  Well, not me at least.

Hard liqs ftw.  Makes you horny as shit.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Fuck no, hard liquor makes my dick so limp it damn near becomes inverted and turns into a psuedo vagina.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sucks to be you I am 21 and still have to focus so I dont get wood just speaking and making eye contact with attractive females.


Me > you.

Seriously send the chicks you are about to bang my way I will show them what a hard dick is like.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
And drunk sex never hurt anyone.  Well, not me at least.

Hard liqs ftw.  Makes you horny as shit.


Ugh. Have you never heard of "whiskey dick"? I'm a female, and hard liquor makes me horny as shit, but trying to fuck a guy who's had one too many shots and can't keep it up for more than 2 seconds is annoying as fuck.

OP: As someone else said, you answered your own question at the end. Stop jacking it so much and lay off the porn.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Quote:
Sucks to be you I am 21 and still have to focus so I dont get wood just speaking and making eye contact with attractive females.



thats pretty pathetic actually man

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Whatever dude I aint ashamed at all.:awesome:

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Ugh. Have you never heard of "whiskey dick"? I'm a female, and hard liquor makes me horny as shit, but trying to fuck a guy who's had one too many shots and can't keep it up for more than 2 seconds is annoying as fuck.



That's why I don't drink whiskey you dumb slut.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
Ugh. Have you never heard of "whiskey dick"? I'm a female, and hard liquor makes me horny as shit, but trying to fuck a guy who's had one too many shots and can't keep it up for more than 2 seconds is annoying as fuck.



That's why I don't drink whiskey you dumb slut.


Hahahaha. Yes, because whiskey is the only liquor that will give you a limp dick.

"Whiskey dick" pertains to excessive liquor drinking of ANY kind. Dumbass.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
Ugh. Have you never heard of "whiskey dick"? I'm a female, and hard liquor makes me horny as shit, but trying to fuck a guy who's had one too many shots and can't keep it up for more than 2 seconds is annoying as fuck.



That's why I don't drink whiskey you dumb slut.


Hahahaha. Yes, because whiskey is the only liquor that will give you a limp dick.

"Whiskey dick" pertains to excessive liquor drinking of ANY kind. Dumbass.


This made my day a WHOLE lot better, thank you.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Sorry to break it to you hun, but your boy didn't get hard because he really wasn't that horny, and mostly because you're really not that hot. 

You probably have a chubby pussy too and he can't even see the target.

Slut.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
This made my day a WHOLE lot better, thank you.


So you have to focus not to get hard just looking into the eyes of an attractive woman, but a few shots of liquor make you soft?

I thought you wanted to show those bitches what a hard dick is like?

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Nah, whiskey dick is real.

When I'm trashed I cant maintain more than a semi, the same goes for when I am on speed coke or suboxone.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
This made my day a WHOLE lot better, thank you.


So you have to focus not to get hard just looking into the eyes of an attractive woman, but a few shots of liquor make you soft?

I thought you wanted to show those bitches what a hard dick is like?


Well I should probably explian.

I have a sort of eye fetish, also a hand fetish so looking into a womens eyes or holding a small feminine hand is to me what grabbing ass or tits is to most guys.

Also ya liquor makes me go soft but I dont really drink and have a huge dick so I win 99% of the time.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Shit it's only real for kids who can't handle their liquor.  They drink to get drunk. Not to get sexy. Fools.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
I have a sort of eye fetish, also a hand fetish so looking into a womens eyes or holding a small feminine hand is to me what grabbing ass or tits is to most guys.



Good luck with that.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Sorry to break it to you hun, but your boy didn't get hard because he really wasn't that horny, and mostly because you're really not that hot. 

You probably have a chubby pussy too and he can't even see the target.

Slut.


Lol. To the guy who literally thought "whiskey dick" was caused only by drinking too much whiskey, you're in no position to be throwing around insults.

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Re: Normal sex doesn't turn me on [Re: Anonymous #6]
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You know what, it seems we have gotten off on the wrong foot.

I think you and I need to go for some drinks and 'talk' about this.

:eatingout:

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