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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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my family had to install new extra strong toilets at home because my shits were too large to go down and the bathroom was literally, always clogged. i would go 5+ days without going because of the embarrassment, though i think it contributed to the problem. True story :shrug:

i never understood how pooping takes so long for some people. going #1 and #2 take almost the same time for me.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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I dont see how it takes so long for people either. You either have to poop or you dont; dont force it when you dont have to go.

I remember when I was a kid my dad used to be in the bathroom for 45 minutes and take a book with him.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I never got that either but on certain occasions it is necessary to take longer than usual.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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haha i actually enjoy taking shits. I have some friends that hate it. 

All I gotta say is, sucks to hate something you have to do at least every other day.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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I think those folks are just ocd..."well I could shit...maybe I should just empty my bowel to be on the safe side"

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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I once had to chop up a turd with a coathanger so it would flush.


I'm amazed at my 2 yr old daughters turds, big fat suckers(way bigger than my norm) coming out of a tiny butthole.  She makes some awesome faces!

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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i used to deadlift 465 but that last one took me a minute

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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I'm amazed at my 2 yr old daughters turds, big fat suckers(way bigger than my norm) coming out of a tiny butthole.  She makes some awesome faces!



Ha ha ha I have a 3yo daughter and i know EXACTLY what you mean some of the things that girl has crapped would put a horse to shame!

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #12 said:
I remember when I was a kid my dad used to be in the bathroom for 45 minutes and take a book with him.



I use toilet time as both a break from my kids/familly and as a place/chance to get away and smoke my evening joint.
Makes the night so much more enjoyable to light up Proto, take a dump and sit back and relax for 30min to and hour...
We even had a radio in my bathroom...

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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some sites run on a general rule that a persons story shouldn't be believed if there are no photos shown.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous #19 said:
Anonymous #12 said:
I remember when I was a kid my dad used to be in the bathroom for 45 minutes and take a book with him.



I use toilet time as both a break from my kids/familly and as a place/chance to get away and smoke my evening joint.
Makes the night so much more enjoyable to light up Proto, take a dump and sit back and relax for 30min to and hour...
We even had a radio in my bathroom...



You should install an ice cream machine and a massage chair toilet, too.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #14 said:
Anonymous #19 said:
Anonymous #12 said:
I remember when I was a kid my dad used to be in the bathroom for 45 minutes and take a book with him.



I use toilet time as both a break from my kids/familly and as a place/chance to get away and smoke my evening joint.
Makes the night so much more enjoyable to light up Proto, take a dump and sit back and relax for 30min to and hour...
We even had a radio in my bathroom...



You should install an ice cream machine and a massage chair toilet, too.



If i was to eat ice cream you'd never get me off the thing that shit kills me give's me the runs for days! but your other ideal so nice as fuck!

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