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Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen?
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Good God, I just had the worst shit of my adult life. Basically my ass was plugged up with a log that was as hard as a rock and just simply too BIG to pass.

For 45 minutes I was huffing, puffing taking all sorts of positions, chain smoking and I even prayed to God to help me pass that stool.

There was blood. I even checked for pink sock, it was THAT bad and painful.

It was like fucking anal childbirth of a shit baby.

After intense labor there was a liberating *blunk* and after that a whole jet of mushy stuff fell right through my painfully dilated orifice.

It actually took 3 flushes to get it into the sewer.

Jesus!

Has anyone any horrible tales from the outhouse to share?

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You should have posted a pic, that sounds like one massive turd :stoned:

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I read the title and thought you were going to talk about how a black guy got you preggo.:frown:

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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how many courics was it?

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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drink more water, eat more fiber, take less opiates.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
There was blood. I even checked for pink sock, it was THAT bad and painful.



:lol:

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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sounds like 12, maybe 13 courics


stop doing so many opiates dobie and you won't shit like that

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Opiates, LOL.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
how many courics was it?


:rofl:

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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one word for you my friend.... FIBER! hehehe lol.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #10 said:
one word for you my friend.... FIBER! hehehe lol.


Nah, the guy can just have it surgically removed next time.

Why should anyone stop a two-month bacon cheeseburger diet?

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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What the hell is wrong with you people :crankey:

Opiates, two month bacon cheesburger diet..

None of that. I didnt use opiates, my diet is fiber/veggie/fluids rich and I never ate a bacon cheeseburger in my life.

Almost all the time I just sit, sigh and it just all flops out of me with the ease of a cow. For some reason in all this smooth goodness a desiccated hard plug the size of a small tangerine had formed, with excruciating consequences. I didnt eat anything out of the ordinary to cause it.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I had such a massive shit the other day that the toilet is STILL clogged.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
What the hell is wrong with you people :crankey:

Opiates, two month bacon cheesburger diet..

None of that. I didnt use opiates, my diet is fiber/veggie/fluids rich and I never ate a bacon cheeseburger in my life.

Almost all the time I just sit, sigh and it just all flops out of me with the ease of a cow. For some reason in all this smooth goodness a desiccated hard plug the size of a small tangerine had formed, with excruciating consequences. I didnt eat anything out of the ordinary to cause it.


liar, it's b/c of your terrible diet.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
how many courics was it?


i demand you tell us how many courics or else i call shenanigans

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Mine was about 4.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
What the hell is wrong with you people :crankey:


A lot. That's why this place is so damn fun.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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True :heart:

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Pics or it didn't happen. :lol:

Once on a two day drive up the west coast I couldn't pass anything.  Lunchtime day two I ate an ENORMOUS chicken-fried steak, maybe three eggs, two pieces of toast, three biscuits'n'gravy, a couple sausages, and a couple bacon...still couldn't pass.  Finally after I'd gotten home - day 3 of no-poo - the smelliest, sloppiest shit in my life!  It must have topped up my toilet water an extra 4-5 inches, and I felt like some of my organs could have been missing.

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Re: Giving birth to a shit baby - ever had that happen? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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I remember my record setter was when I had been constipated for about a week. I was at my grandpa's house and he had a low-flow toilet.

The shit was so big around that it was as large around as the little hole the poop is supposed to go through. It was so long long it went all the way from the hole to the lip of the toilet. It was as big around as a Qdoba burrito and twice as long.

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