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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
Hang out with your mom.



yeh i already do that everyday, she's a cool chick, she even came into my room once just as i was about to jack off, and when i expected her to say "i'm disappointed in you", she sat down on my bed and asked to help :laugh:



:wtf:



lmao, he  called his mum a chick. :wtf:



:dudewtf:

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #9]
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is she a hot chick

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
Hang out with your mom.



yeh i already do that everyday, she's a cool chick, she even came into my room once just as i was about to light up a bong, and when i expected her to say "i'm disappointed in you", she sat down on my bed and asked for a hit :laugh:



:rofl2: that's what i really said :lol:

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #14]
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:homo: :homo::homo: :homo::homo: :homo::homo: :homo::homo: :homo::homo: :homo::homo: :homo::homo: :homo::homo: :homo::homo: :homo:

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #14 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
Hang out with your mom.



yeh i already do that everyday, she's a cool chick, she even came into my room once just as i was about to jack off, and when i expected her to say "i'm disappointed in you", she sat down on my bed and asked to help :laugh:



:wtf:



lmao, he  called his mum a chick. :wtf:



i sense incest. i have a feeling the story is twisted, his mom in reality asked to smoke his sausage.

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Quote:
always treat a girl like a friend until she decides other wise.




WHAT are you talking about?  That sounds like a sure fire way to remain a virgin for years and years.


If you want to have sex with a girl, walk up to her and tell her.  Its not easy.  Yeah your putting yourself out there.  And obviously you gotta be smooth, honest. Warm up to it.  But DON'T wait for months and months to tell a girl you like her, wait, like, 25 minutes. 

How the hell else is she supposed to know?  How are you supposed to know if it is ever going to happen?  Might as well present yourself in the "I want to hang out with you/get close to you/and fuck you" category right away. 

That's being real.  not fake.



Girls should fucking get the hint that if there's a guy around giving her attention, he just wants to fuck. :shrug:

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #2 said:
you are gay.



fuck you
Anonymous #12 said:
Dude i think you have the right mind set and attitude. Keep it up and maybe read few "self help with girls" book, i have 1 and its great, it will tell you everything you need to know, :pm: me and i will give u book name.



hey what is your name so I can PM you for the book name?

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #16]
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You need to make 1 female friend. Love her like just any other friend, but don't tell anyone that she is just a friend. More girls will come around.

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
OP, you want a real woman. I have a real woman. Looking at the landscape these days, your best bet is to find a girl 16-19 who has had enough courage to not let the world change her and grab on. Any females above 21 are almost certainly a lost cause for men who have our standards. You better hurry.




Yeah that ^^^



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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous #18 said:
Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
OP, you want a real woman. I have a real woman. Looking at the landscape these days, your best bet is to find a girl 16-19 who has had enough courage to not let the world change her and grab on. Any females above 21 are almost certainly a lost cause for men who have our standards. You better hurry.




Yeah that ^^^





shit. i'm turning 19 tomorrow so let's just say i'm starting to feel the heat. but girlwise, things are looking up for beginning uni. according to practically every adult i've spoken to, they are the best years of one's life.

but i've got the feeling im going to find love soon, i know i'm gonna undergo a massive paradigm shift as i finish school and enter the real world, or the tertiary one at least, and that will bring a lot of new challenges and experiences my way, i'm bound tomeet a lot of new people, and that means making new friends, so i'm pretty sure my female friend situation will bear itself once i'm in a co-ed environment.
what's more, girls will be able to get to know me and my quirky personality and sense of humour which everone who knows me grows to love and rate, instead of eyeing me in the bus/bar/pub/club/party etc.

i've always trusted fate and it has worked out for me, my mother has ESP (extra sensory perception) and there's no doubt i've inherited it or some if its qualities, i could list countless examples. so countless that i'm not freaked out aymore when i get a sense of deja vu, or when something happens which i had been thinking about particularly.

anywho, i'm getting the premunition or strong feeling someone is definitely out there for me, and that we will be the perfect match, really happy together, and for her i would do anything for, and that this feeling would be mutual. and we'd have fantastic sex, absolutely carnal, firecracker sex. For me, love is the strongest feeling i can experience sober, it builds from my heart and stems out throughout my body, so i physically ache for whatever girl i was crushing on.

I feel ready and mature enough to truly cherish the love i will share with ths girl, i just hope i don't get too naive, resulting in me getting my heart broken and falling into a downward spiral of depression.
coz one of my best mates said that for me, a relationship would be the best thing ever for me, i would be the most romantic and passionate lover, but he said this could also be dangerous because if my heart was to break, i would be completely shattered.

:peace:

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #1]
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holy shit you sound like such an emotional fagget.


you cant get pussy if you are one...

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
holy shit you sound like such an emotional fagget.


you cant get pussy if you are one...



shut the fuck up.

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Re: female friends for me are pretty much inexistent [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Girls should fucking get the hint that if there's a guy around giving her attention, he just wants to fuck. :shrug:



A mother fucking +

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