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God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony...
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Well, this was posted in psp earlier, but I thought it ought to have more of an audience...

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Gunther Link, a devout Catholic, prayed to be saved after he was trapped in a lift – but was killed when he went to church to give thanks and the stone altar fell on him.


Published: 10:53AM BST 10 Sep 2009

Link, 45, died instantly as he was crushed under the ancient 860lb monument in the Weinhaus Church in Vienna, Austria.

Roman Hahslinger, a police spokesman, said: "He was a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the lift and had prayed for release.

"A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and he went straight to the church to thank God.

"He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly.

"We have found his fingerprints on the pillar. We are now investigating the case further," he added.

Link's body was found by parishioners attending Mass the next day after he had been reported missing by his cousin.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/austria/6166852/Man-killed-in-church-after-stone-altar-falls-on-him.html

Sucks for him but damn thats so fucked up its funny, ohhh the irony


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Re: God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony... [Re: andrewss]
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Religion bites you in the ass.


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Re: God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony... [Re: andrewss]
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Sounds like part of the plot for a new Final Destination.


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Re: God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony... [Re: andrewss]
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andrewss said:
Well, this was posted in psp earlier, but I thought it ought to have more of an audience...

Quote:
Gunther Link, a devout Catholic, prayed to be saved after he was trapped in a lift � but was killed when he went to church to give thanks and the stone altar fell on him.


Published: 10:53AM BST 10 Sep 2009

Link, 45, died instantly as he was crushed under the ancient 860lb monument in the Weinhaus Church in Vienna, Austria.

Roman Hahslinger, a police spokesman, said: "He was a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the lift and had prayed for release.

"A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and he went straight to the church to thank God.

"He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly.

"We have found his fingerprints on the pillar. We are now investigating the case further," he added.

Link's body was found by parishioners attending Mass the next day after he had been reported missing by his cousin.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/austria/6166852/Man-killed-in-church-after-stone-altar-falls-on-him.html

Sucks for him but damn thats so fucked up its funny, ohhh the irony


:shrug:



:courtjudge:




thats irony

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Re: God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony... [Re: andrewss]
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I guess going to church really isn't the way to show thanks

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Re: God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony... [Re: gzuf]
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gzuf said:
Sounds like part of the plot for a new Final Destination.


Rofl
we had 'the final destination' now its :
'THEE final destiantion' where this death will occur because its so fucking ironic it makes me wanna run up and slap the corpse of this guy XD


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Re: God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony... [Re: samba_lightning]
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final destination doesnt have anything on this


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Re: God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony... [Re: andrewss]
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thats fucked up


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Re: God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony... [Re: Fuma]
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That's pretty good stuff.

I wonder what the preacher/pastor of that church had to say about all of that at the next church service...


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Re: God has one HELL of a sense of humor..... ahhh this is dripping with irony... [Re: youbreakyoubuy]
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He/She pro
youbreakyoubuy said:
That's pretty good stuff.

I wonder what the preacher/pastor of that church had to say about all of that at the next church service...


He/She probably told them that this guy was so religious that he wanted to thank God in person!


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