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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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If no one wore clothes, everytime a girl dropped something swim would DSHSB.

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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to stay warm. And so dudes dont walk around with constant boners.

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Wearing clothing greatly reduces the chances of being arrested.

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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its in the bible dude, its because eve fucked Satan and the made Adam fuck her. then they got all embarrassed like.  maybe you should read it. its in Genesis. unless your one of those nwo fuckers, in which case you should just go shoot yourself so i don't have to do it later. by the way you do have to have half a brain to comprehend the bible

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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So we wear clothing because the first female human (who was created from the first male's ribcage mind you) had sex with a magical demon and later felt embarrassed about it? Primitive creation mythologies are fun stuff!

I don't think the OP's question was driven by an anti-pants agenda, I suspect he was just ponderin'.  Sometimes, usually when stoned, it can be fun to do that. :shrug:

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #20]
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cuz fatties are gross and no one wants to see that

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Anonymous #21 said:
cuz fatties are gross and no one wants to see that


You might really be on to something there #21. If we didn't use clothing as a method for dealing with harsh climate, humans from colder latitudes may have been forced to condition survival through a rather unsightly adaptation... an even thicker layer of blubber. If that had been the case, humans from warmer latitudes would have had an evolutionary advantage in terms of sex appeal baby! Conflict, saga, dangerous liaisons, endless wars based upon body fat indexes, romance (the Capulets and the Limbaughs would be all the rage in dramatic theater).  Just think of how interesting it could have been if we didn't invent jump suits! I would be a big fat bastard instead of a lean mean lovin' machine and life would be so much more interestin'.

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
its in the bible dude, its because eve fucked Satan and the made Adam fuck her. then they got all embarrassed like.  maybe you should read it. its in Genesis. unless your one of those nwo fuckers, in which case you should just go shoot yourself so i don't have to do it later. by the way you do have to have half a brain to comprehend the bible


aDoS you can go to hell you dumb christian fuck
:bucktoothfattygangsta:

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
its in the bible dude, its because eve fucked Satan and the made Adam fuck her. then they got all embarrassed like.  maybe you should read it. its in Genesis. unless your one of those nwo fuckers, in which case you should just go shoot yourself so i don't have to do it later. by the way you do have to have half a brain to comprehend the bible


Charles Darwin would knock you the FUCK OUT. Or he'd order the fire ants to kill you slowly and painfully.

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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:stoned:

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Re: Why do human beings wear clothes?? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Think about it. Why?



You must be fucking high. le derrrrrrr, you wear clothes to protect yourself from the elements, always have and always will.

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