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I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen.
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I don't masturbate as much anymore, and I don't eat my semen when I used my hand...but when I masturbate by fucking my pillow until I come, I always suck the semen and juices off of my pillow and eat it. I've always done this and it has never bothered me. Does anyone else do this?

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You sir...

Are a bad person, and should never come into contact with children or the elderly.

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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i call bullshit

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I hope not.

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I actually said this was gross out loud just from the title, but decided to read it anyway. No. Can't say I or anyone I've known have done this.

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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What's so hard to believe about it? Fucking one's pillow, or eating the semen. I know you have all tasted your semen at least once in your life!! Sucking the semen off is the easiest way to clean up the mess afterward. Honestly, I know how it seems so disgusting, but it really isn't. I could never masturbate with my hand and then eat the semen...that would seem pretty nasty to me...but for some reason it's different when it's on your pillow. Pillowcase gets kinda crusty, though.

I've only told one person in my whole life before I told you all my secret.

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Slowly day by day i lose faith in human kind.

Semen should be carefully unloaded in unsuspecting womens mouths. Also try shooting your load in peoples food, or for the experienced masturbater try jizzing under peoples door handles for thier car. Much lawlz.

That or get a girlfreind. Please...

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Fucking your pillow every day for a long time really desensitizes your penis a lot. Anyway I started having sex regularly, and it's a lot more enjoyable with my hand now. Every now and then I still have the urge to fuck my pillow, though. It's really quick and easy...and delicious! LOL. Seriously, I think semen has some good nutes in it.

Since none of you said anything, I'm going to assume you all have tasted your own semen. :thumbup:

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Fuck off you bored, lonely little man. I hope you get banned for posting this unfunny bullshit. Fag.

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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How old are you?

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
How old are you?


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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Gross!

Sure, I tasted it once, everyone gets curious; but it was horrible!

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Old enough to party. :cool:

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'm 22.

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Are you the same guy who likes peeping in public restrooms?

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Are you the same guy who likes peeping in public restrooms?


No. What makes you think that? :rolleyes:

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #7 said:
Are you the same guy who likes peeping in public restrooms?


No. What makes you think that? :rolleyes:


uhh...dude...you don't say that you masturbate on your pillow and eat your semen, and then roll your eyes at ANYBODY

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Pics Or It Din't Happen

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Pics Or It Din't Happen


Even if you are a troll, OP. I don't want pictures. Just go fuck your pillow or something.

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Re: I masturbate on my pillow and eat my semen. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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thats kinda nasty.
ive never tasted my nut.
anyways who am i to judge.

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