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Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread
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I'm watching the late night replay of the Cubs/Cardinals game with all the funny pitching business.
"If you come in as a pitcher you have to pitch to one hitter."
Yeah, well, first off he already did, secondly he is going to pitch to whoever steps up. I don't think LaRussa was ever questioning the rule, just telling the ump what he was doing. I don't think the crew was confused either.
"To be honest I don't even know the rule."
Well no fucking wonder. I listened to your shitty explanation of the rule and I figured out what was going on before you had any idea and it's your fucking job to tell me what's going on.

Jesus Christ he's fucking dumb.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: jewunit]
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Haha
"This is why I'm not a fan of replay because they can only review home runs and not other game changing plays" in relation to the catch Johnson makes to end the inning.
Then Jon Miller says "You mean replay for the umpires, right?"

No, Jon, he means replay period. Joe Morgan is against any form of replay because then anyone could see that something went wrong and they can't overturn it.

How the fuck are these retards employed?


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: jewunit]
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I still don't know why Wainwright was allowed to put his hand up like that.  Should have been called a DP, but as usual Dumb and Dumber went off on a ridiculous tangent for several minutes about whether he went too far out of the basepath, something he obviously didn't do.  Word to retardos, either he was trying to interfere and did or he wasn't.  I've seen guys go a lot further out than that and nothing called, but that hand thing.  Uh uh.  Reminds me of Reggie's great ass play in the World Series.  That DP should have been called as well.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: jewunit]
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I can't enough "Joe Morgan is retarded" posts.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: zappaisgod]
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:lol:

The All-Star Home-Run Derby is being called by Joe Morgan and Chris Berman.

Could this be a record for stupidity in a single broadcast?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Anyone who watches that shit is dumber than them.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: jewunit]
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It's pretty well established that I'm like, twice as smart as you, kid.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: Madtowntripper]
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It takes a special kind of retard to watch the Home Run Derby.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: jewunit]
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How surprising, my piece of shit roommate comes home and puts it on.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: jewunit]
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You are a hater today.

Every post I've read by you has been full of vitriolic anger.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I've been all kinds of salty today and I don't know why. I think a drink is in order.

Saltiness doesn't change my view on the Derby though.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: jewunit]
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the celeb softball afterwards was awesome!

great to see the wizard of oz again!


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: MistaUNGA]
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I actually tried to watch the Derby and it was painful. I remember back in 1989 when Berman and his nicknames were cutting edge and his "back back back" stuff was fresh. He must own half of ESPN for them to allow him on air these days. His stuff was tired in 1998. So bad I didn't even notice Joe Morgan.

With that said, when are they going to stop slurping Jack Buck? Dude's been dead for 7 years. Acting like he cured cancer or some nonsense. Well, at least we have his brilliant son to fill the gap. :rolleyes:


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: whattheheck]
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Berman is beyond tedious calling every fucking homer as if it was some monumental event.  Did any of you ever see the reruns of the original Homer-run Derby?  They were the epitome of understatement and the announcer guy would interview the players between innings.  It was far beyond this Hollywood crap for class and entertainment value.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: zappaisgod]
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When Steve Phillips is the best announcer in the booth, there is a serious problem. God damn that shit was boring too.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: robbyberto]
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I bailed and went to watch "Wipeout" with my kids.

And I LOVED the old Home Run Derby's. I watched them every morning M-F on ESPN one summer. So smooth.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: whattheheck]
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Early candidate for a "Morgan" goes to Dave Campbell who said Ichiro was a sleeper pick for the home run derby.  Career high in homers: 15.  Why does this happen to me?


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: zappaisgod]
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:facepalm:


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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At least Joe Buck and Tim McCarver balance it all out.


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Re: Another "Joe Morgan is retarded" thread [Re: jewunit]
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It must be amazing to get to listen to a good announcer. The Braves announcers are fucking miserable and of course the FOX and ESPN announcers are terrible as well. I never get to listen to a well done game.


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