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Have you ever been jerkin it to some porn and...
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You notice your dog staring at you like he knows somethings going on, and he is scared to death because he knows something is going to happen but doesn't know what?

Kind of kills it lol.

Edited by Anonymous (06/18/09 03:45 AM)

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Re: Have you ever been jerkin it to some porn and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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ever been jerkin it to one fantasy or another and then at the last minute it changes on you?

like youre all oh yeah jenny do it jenny

but then your mind switches it to susie

and youre like NOT SUSIE NO WAY MAKE IT STOP

but its too late and you blow one anyway?

makes me feel dirty

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Re: Have you ever been jerkin it to some porn and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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dogs make clean up a breeze, just shoot that shit on the floor. Thats what its waiting for, In the millions of years of evolution of man. Dogs have seen this a million times.  :pimpslap:

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Re: Have you ever been jerkin it to some porn and... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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:awebig:

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Re: Have you ever been jerkin it to some porn and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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LOL! My cat is always around when im doing that. Its weird as fuck.


I remember my exes cat used to watch me fuck the shit out of her on her bed. Shed be screaming and shit and it would just watch all confused.

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Re: Have you ever been jerkin it to some porn and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You fucking sick bastards.

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in times like that - I invite the dog over to give me a kiss  :smirk:

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Re: Have you ever been jerkin it to some porn and... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I smear peanut butter on my butthole.

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Anonymous #3 said:
dogs make clean up a breeze, just shoot that shit on the floor. Thats what its waiting for, In the millions of years of evolution of man. Dogs have seen this a million times.  :pimpslap:


My few favorite post. We have a Winner.

:mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:

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Re: Have you ever been jerkin it to some porn and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I bet most of the guys here stare at their dog while jerking it until porn distracts them :oogle:

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Anonymous #3 said:
dogs make clean up a breeze, just shoot that shit on the floor. Thats what its waiting for, In the millions of years of evolution of man. Dogs have seen this a million times.  :pimpslap:


:lol:

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Re: Have you ever been jerkin it to some porn and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I always whack off in the bathroom because of this.

My dog doesn't like it when I have porn playing, so I keep it muted, or put on headphones.  I don't think she likes all the moaning and stuff.

My girlfriend's cat will watch us have sex too.  Makes me uncomfortable.  I lock it out of the room when we're going to do it.  There have been times where we've been going at it, and it must have been hiding under the bed, because I'll look up, and its sitting right next to us, watching us curiously.

Uncool cat, uncool.

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