After aging up a bit, I realize how lucky I have been in the past. Have sold/bought lots over the years. Smoked here and there. Was always fond of stuffing a pinch in the end of a cig to smoke at bars right there. People would be like "Someone's smoking weed", but if anyone looked at me, I'd be like "It's just a marlboro, wanna puff?" After two puffs the weed would be ashes.
I even had a couple of babies in the closet, but once you could smell them standing outside the house, I tossed them.
I got happened up on by a cop smoking with a buddy at an oil well location once, he kept threatening us with all kinds of crazy shit yelling "Where's the pot?" We denied it. It was in the guys shoe. The fucked with us until they got a call that some ass hole was doing donuts at the civic center and got stuck and was tearing the grass up. They told us to go find somewhere else to smoke and peeled out slinging gravel everywhere.
I did get in some trouble with a DUI and I couldn't imagine going through a legal process at this point in my life. However, I'm not going to roll over to the law like I did then. I have two traffic tickets pending because I pled guilty to both.
One was an unsafe lane change where I got smashed by a bitch looking to sue someone. plead innocent. (the cop told me to, said he would just say he didnt see it happen) And a speeding ticket for 75 in a 60, I told the cop then he had the wrong Guy. I had my cruise control on 60. Plead innocent to that one.
Anyway. I love to smoke, but I don't wanna be serving jail time transporting my monthly quarter bag to the house.
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