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retarded sexual performance
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so i was gettin busy with this chick for my first time and when we tried to get it in it just wouldnt go! like i only got a inch, sounds dumb i know but no amount of licking,fingering,grinding would get her wet! we where both drunk/stoned

so i guess i wanna know....
a.can a chicks pussy get cotton mouth?
b.does alch affect penile rigidity?

and what? should i tell her to give me a chance to redeem my self?

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #1]
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It's not your fault, it would be more likely to be hers.
You could use some lube.

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Its not his fault his cock was floppy?

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Yeah, sometimes I find I get a bit dry if I'm fucked on something, normally a bit of brute force will solve that problem though :p

Only thing I can think is try lube, if I ain't getting wet cause of drugs foreplay don't normally help that much (still get horny, just not wet, does my head in!)

Oh, and to make it up to her, fuck her again and make sure you take some lube! She's probably wondering what she did wrong as well so fuck her again and if everything goes smoothly, problem solved! :thumbup:

Edited by Anonymous (06/02/09 09:23 AM)

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #1]
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NO JUST THE TIP I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER BABY

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #5]
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She should be fine with it. Don't be nervous and don't drink beforehand. You'll be good. Just fuck her brains out.

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Pull it open and spit in there :thumbup:

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Pull it open and spit in there :thumbup:


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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
Pull it open and spit in there :thumbup:



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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
Pull it open and spit in there :thumbup:




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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #9]
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see the fuckin thing was there was none if very little spit to be had!
in retrospect if i had slowed down and ate her more i bet things would have worked out better

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why didn't you just pour a glass of water into her dick-pouch? Or better yet, why didn't you fuck her in the shower?

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #9]
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wow that sucks!! my girl gets mad if i dont give her an orgasm when we have sex. good thing that i dont give her hers about 2 times a month. considering we fuck just about everyday i would say im giving her the goods all the time. theres nothing better then both cumming at the same time, cause your both going all out.

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #10]
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try doing it sober next time?

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Damn, I thought this thread was about having sex with retarded chicks!

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Why didn't you just pour a glass of water into her dick-pouch? Or better yet, why didn't you fuck her in the shower?


water is a horrible lube virgin

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Re: retarded sexual performance [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
Anonymous #9 said:
Why didn't you just pour a glass of water into her dick-pouch? Or better yet, why didn't you fuck her in the shower?


water is a horrible lube virgin



no shit!! especially if your dick isnt small. me and my girl have never had a good time trying to fuck in a pool or in the tub, sure if we use lube in the shower but water doesnt help worth shit. it actually makes it worse i think.

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