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Anonymous #1

I think I just traveled through time

#10368705 - 05/20/09 08:53 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Holy shit. I'm really high and watching some Kangaroo Jack show on TV. I went to make a burrito in the microwave at the end of the movie, and when I came back it was at the beginning again.

Its not a DVD, its on cable. Its on cartoon network, theres commercials and everything. Its not on twice in a row either.

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Anonymous #2

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#10369023 - 05/20/09 10:41 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

maybe the same one was on after it, and you took a long ass time making food. or you cought it at the end of the show...lol. or maybe you killed too many brain cells, now your memorys jumping..

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Anonymous #3

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#10369112 - 05/20/09 11:13 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Does your microwave look anything like this?

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Anonymous #4

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#10369350 - 05/20/09 12:01 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

If you still had the burrito, it couldn't have been time travel :nono:

:nono:

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Anonymous #3

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#10369457 - 05/20/09 12:23 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

That's right. Burritos are fundamentally incapable of time travel. Damn you Einstein!

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Anonymous #5

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#10369701 - 05/20/09 01:09 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

But could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it?

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Anonymous #6

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#10369826 - 05/20/09 01:33 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #5 said:

But could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it?

Satan could

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Anonymous #7

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#10370179 - 05/20/09 02:58 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

Holy shit. I'm really high and watching some Kangaroo Jack show on TV. I went to make a burrito in the microwave at the end of the movie, and when I came back it was at the beginning again.

Its not a DVD, its on cable. Its on cartoon network, theres commercials and everything. Its not on twice in a row either.

kids drugs are bad mmkay?....
:happyweed:

:happyweed:

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Anonymous #8

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#10370206 - 05/20/09 03:02 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

It's a good thing you didn't try to microwave instant coffee, or you'd be in real trouble!

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Anonymous #7

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#10370293 - 05/20/09 03:19 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #8 said:

It's a good thing you didn't try to microwave instant coffee, or you'd be in real trouble!

:lmafo:

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Anonymous #9

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#10371155 - 05/20/09 05:32 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

this kid smoked weed for his first time- congratulations, welcome to your new life

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Anonymous #10

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#10371768 - 05/20/09 07:15 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Lol check the time.

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Anonymous #11

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#10371824 - 05/20/09 07:25 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know what the hell happened to you but every time I get more than just "high", I get deja vu like a motherfucker.

it's actually creepy because I know what is going to happen next and it lasts for about five minuets. much longer than normal deja vu.

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Anonymous #12

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#10372195 - 05/20/09 08:34 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I once fell asleep watching a tv show about pilots
and when I woke up the same show was playing at nearly the same time.
Early morning showing.

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Anonymous #13

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#10374430 - 05/21/09 05:01 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Funniest thing was when some guy was making firecrackers, and put it in the microwave for 15 minutes and went and took a shower.

His only response was "But I didnt realize that 15 minutes was a long ass time in microwave time..." :dizope:

:dizope:

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Anonymous #1

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#10374535 - 05/21/09 05:36 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Lol fuck it. I figured out what happened.

Some how, the "select" button on my remote 3 times. I had no idea, the assholes at my cable company implemented some "start over" feature for if you miss the show. I guess it can rewind all the way to the beginning.

Sweet feature, but damn it scared me yesterday.

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Anonymous #5

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#10374899 - 05/21/09 07:51 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Your television is actually... A TIME MACHINE.
:awebig:

:awebig:

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Anonymous #7

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#10377730 - 05/21/09 05:17 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #5 said:

Your television is actually... A TIME MACHINE.

:nerd:

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