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I was drying off my rocks
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in the microwave because I hate trying to smoke that soggy shit right after you cook it.

Anyways, the microwave just started shooting lightning bolts like when you put a metal pot in a microwave, or tinfoil. Then the microwave goes dark. I think it shorted out or something.

WTF?

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You made god angry.

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Fuck god.

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #3]
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God is pissed.

Were the rocks granite or maybe contained ore?

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Only one person here is allowed to give out rock advice, and it sure isn't you, bub.

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Yay for crack!

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Quote:
Only one person here is allowed to give out rock advice, and it sure isn't you, bub.



huh?

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous said:
Only one person here is allowed to give out rock advice, and it sure isn't you, bub.



what?

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
in the microwave because I hate trying to smoke that soggy shit right after you cook it.

Anyways, the microwave just started shooting lightning bolts like when you put a metal pot in a microwave, or tinfoil.  Then the microwave goes dark.  I think it shorted out or something.

WTF?



Your magnetron in your microwave is shot!  probably not from the rocks,  unless it was cut with uranium or some shit like that... :tinfoil:


http://www.gallawa.com/microtech/mag_test.html

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #7]
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the lesson here is. DONT SMOKE CRACK MOTHA FUCKA!

or just get a better microwave

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Re: I was drying off my rocks [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Heat lamp. Microwaves waste your shit. Have patience. If you don't just buy crack instead of powder.

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