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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #33]
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Its real guys, I just phoned the uni.

I'm selling mine next week then I'ma buy a lifetimes supply of crack

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #22]
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$50,000 isn't even remotely enough for a lifetime's supply of that drug  :lol:

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #13]
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hell...I'm willing to bet you'd have a tough time making 50k stretch for much more then a month or two  :smirk:

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #22]
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I'm selling mine next week then I'ma buy a lifetimes supply of crack




This isnt a prelude to a "i'm going to kill myself in a few days" thread is it?

$50K of crack a lifetime supply, right! If you die this month.

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #30]
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Anonymous #30 said:
Anonymous #29 said:
And this was easily spotted as bullshit the second the OP posted it.



Gee, the simple fact it is VERY illegal to buy or sell human tissue didn't tip ya off? :smirk:



Eh, women can sell eggs, that's legal. Probably some kind of a loop hole. Then again eggs aren't exactly an essential reproductive organ.

Males can sell sperm, but only if you have uber sperm with super awesome genetics. Most people are fucked on one of the two criteria. I believe pot smoking will disqualify you too, which means like 70% of the shroomery is out on that one.

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #27]
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I'd sell other people testicles for a lot less than that.

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Coke is $1 a gram

50000 grams of crack would last ages.

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Anonymous #22 said:
Coke is $1 a gram

50000 grams of crack would last ages.



Where the hell you gettin your coke nigga? It's $50 a gram around here!

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Coke is $1 a gram




Diet coke maybe, but thousand dollar kilos? Get outta here. Even brickweed is more expensive.

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Would you sell a testicle for $50,000



yep

I'm done having kids and the $$$$ would sure come in handy.

:bongload:

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #35]
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I'm done having kids



Are you done having testicles?

I'm done having cats so heres my spleen.

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Anonymous #22 said:
Coke is $1 a gram

50000 grams of crack would last ages.



you've never done coke before

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #35]
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No.

$50 000 is nothing anyway. I got plenty of money, more then I'll ever need so HELL fucking NO.

Whoever said yes, you're poor as fuck

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #37]
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how about 1 million $'s?

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #5]
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1 million is still fuck all dude. I do not need money. I need my testicles.

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #37]
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i'll give you a cool million for one of your nuts right now, what do ya say?

:yesnod:

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Shut up #2.




hahahhaha "number 2" fuckin austin powers hilarious

i love comin to this board stoned :thumbup: :stoned:

but i might, if it meant that i raelly needed it

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
If you would even consider doing that then you must be a real fucking junkie. Either way though, that's fucking retarded. I wouldn't even do it for a million bucks let alone fifty fucking thousand.

Regardless, kill yourself.



you're not so smart are you?
There are people prepared to pay for a vasectomy, for them this deal is great.
I would sell one of my balls for that(not both I need one for making hormones).

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #39]
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Yeah except a vasectomy is reverse able and doesn't require you to remove a nut. It also doesn't affect testosterone levels and all

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Re: Would you sell a testicle for $50,000 [Re: Anonymous #37]
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I need less testosterone, I'm too much of a man.

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