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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #14]
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This is hopefully a trolling thread. Although looking at the stupidity of the American public, there is a solid chance that some idiot would think this is a good idea.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #14]
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anon #1 just redefined the term peice of shit

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #15]
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He's so fucking dumb I can't believe it. :glittershitz:

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #14]
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You can't get her pregnant if you're shooting blanks. :pedobear:

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #17]
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One time I was banging this whore on E.......it was saturday morning, and she had to be with her boyfriend saturday night ( fithy whore, sleepin with like 4 different guys ) and I hate condoms.......

So being all rolled out I thought it'd be hot to know her boyfriend was licking a little bit of me out of her snatch

:smile:

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Ya so turns out she was on her period so i just got a blowjob. Anyway if we chill today i think im gonna fuck her any way. This'll be my first time fuckin a girl on her period(which im sure cant be too fun), plus my first time cumming in her. And we wont hav to worry bout a baby, provided shes willing. If she wants to wait till shes off her period, im still following through with tha plan.

Giggity

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Provided you said she had to sneak out, you've never nutted in a girl, and you never fucked a bitch on a rag tells me you're a kid.

I hope your bastard kid grows up to murder you.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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it would be funny if she became pregnant, then gave birth to an ethnic baby.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #20]
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well im ethnic, so i guess that'd be funny......uh no

And ya im still a kid eighteen 2 b exact. With that being said i know a lot of guys who never fucked a bitch on the Rag. ANd all my friends are older, so fuck you

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
well im ethnic, so i guess that'd be funny......uh no

And ya im still a kid eighteen 2 b exact. With that being said i know a lot of guys who never fucked a bitch on the Rag. ANd all my friends are older, so fuck you



Your older friends must be fucking retards like yourself. Do your ex a favor and don't put your inbred mongoloid seed in her.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #14]
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i think this is something to get attention which is childish when its 420 its going to fuck you in the butt later on down the rd man! just think child support hhum

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
well im ethnic, so i guess that'd be funny......uh no

And ya im still a kid eighteen 2 b exact. With that being said i know a lot of guys who never fucked a bitch on the Rag. ANd all my friends are older, so fuck you



everyone is ethnic.
no need to get hostile, youngster.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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go for it dude! fuck her in the butt 2! make pretty damn sure she feels how it is to get fucked over

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #23]
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Anonymous #23 said:
go for it dude! fuck her in the butt 2! make pretty damn sure she feels how it is to get fucked over



O snap! Fresh idea, I could just Bust in her Poop Shoot, i dont know why i didnt think of that before......last time i tried gettin in there it didnt work though. Couldnt hurt to try again :smile:

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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the magic word is "petroleum jelly"

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
This is hopefully a trolling thread. Although looking at the stupidity of the American public, there is a solid chance that some idiot would think this is a good idea.



If this is a trolling thread, :congrats:

If this is for real, :suicide:


Getting someone pregnant as revenge are you fucking kidding me?

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #24]
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He can get her pregnant for revenge, but the revenge starts when she gets a lawyer and takes half of everything he owns and then 18 years of child support. You are just giving her the perfect revenge to use on you and she gets to stretch it out over years making you pay for it.

BTW, my sister is a Lawyer with a specialty in family law, if she saw this post I am sure she would take the case pro-bono. Just think what the judge would say after saponiaing the ID of the poster and finding out that it was premeditated.

Oh, what a great revenge she would have! I do hope that she is over 17, at least here if she is under 17 and he is 18 there will be a list of criminal charges to go with the others and then he will be listed on the "Sex Offenders" list for the rest of his life.

Poster #1, You may think you know the worst..... You do not realize how bad she can make it for you!

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #25]
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you guys are idiots.

leave the troll be

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #25]
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Anonymous #25 said:
I do hope that she is over 17, at least here if she is under 17 and he is 18 there will be a list of criminal charges to go with the others and then he will be listed on the "Sex Offenders" list for the rest of his life.



Wrong. It depends on the state. Most states have a "close in age" exception but it varies. Some states have no exception. In some states if you are 18 + a day and you have sex with someone who is 18 - a day you are a sex offender (ridiculous). In Florida, if you are between 18-23 you can have sex with someone who is 16 or 17. 24 or over and such an act would make you a sex offender.

So again, depends on the state.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you fail at life!~

you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce!~

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