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i did it =0

Edited by Anonymous (05/14/09 02:04 PM)

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Good luck, I've busted in 3 of my exes multiple times when they weren't on the pill and there were no pregnancy scares, I'm also a daily smoker.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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your a dumbass, why would you get her pregnant as revenge, then help raise the kid if she keeps it? especially if shes such a bitch, youll just be forced to see her all the time.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anyways her families wealthy enough to where they can lend a big hand with the kid. I wont let the kid be a bastard if she decides to keep it.
If she gets an abortion i wont be mad, but ill feel a lil guilty.

Best case scenario i nut in her pussy, nothing happens, and she gets the scare she deserves. Second best case scenario, i have the cutest baby boy/girl god has ever blessed this world with.




Best case scenario for your soon to be child is to never meet your dumbass.

You are a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I'm happy to see the anon boards are picking up with more racy stuff. It was getting boring there for a while. Keep the good stuff coming, people.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
your a dumbass, why would you get her pregnant as revenge, then help raise the kid if she keeps it? especially if shes such a bitch, youll just be forced to see her all the time.



Shes not really a bitch, she just made a mistake. I know she loves me cause shes been trying hard as fuck to get back with me. Also its my kid so of course im gonna raise it

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You really do suck. People bang on Poid and Coaster for being idiots, but they are Da Vinci and Einstein compared to you.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If she's smart, she will look poor and have your ass pay for the next 18 years...

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Not if I get there first.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #8]
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please dont get pregnant please dont get pregnant,

and if it happens. please be a boy, please be a boy.

Edited by Anonymous (05/14/09 02:05 PM)

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you should bash the kid in the head with a hammer when it comes out of the pussy and save it a lot of trouble
then do yourself.

or you could just do you now.
thats what you would do if you had any love for this future child.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: but i figure if god doesnt want me to have a kid yet, she wont get pregnant.


Nothing like the invocation of a deity to avoid any personal responsibility!

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
God i cant fucking wait, im starting to think i may be gettin in over my head here, but i figure if god doesnt want me to have a kid yet, she wont get pregnant. Anyways im pacing like a dog in my house waiting for her to come over. Ive never came inside of a girl before, i am so psyched. WOOT!!!!!

please dont get pregnant please dont get pregnant,

and if it happens. please be a boy, please be a boy.


You've never came inside a girl before? Well you better do it twice tonight then! There's just something about cumming inside when you know she can get pregnant from it, so much better then pulling out or condoms.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #10]
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seen the movie idiocracy?

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #11]
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ya ive seen idiocracy, great movie. Anyway here's an update.


Shes sneaking out of her parents house in like twenty minutes. She wasnt gonna do it but after giving her an ultimatum and explain to her that any trouble we could get in does not surpass our need to see each other, she said shes going to

If she doesnt come i told her she has no chance wat so ever of getting back with me( and i mean it)

And if she does, well shes gonna be leaving with some creme filling :smile:

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Nice.

Have fun

:borat:

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #11]
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i hope she gives you an std

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:drgonz:
quick

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You'll be thinking revenge when she hits you with a paternity suit. It's hard to fudge a DNA test.

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Re: Getting Her PREGNANT TONIGHT!!! [Re: Anonymous #13]
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When i read the title I thought it was like an impotent husband finally gonna have a kid but then I read your post..

You're a fucking dick. You don't just bring someone into the world for revenge, do you even realize how much work a child is? It's literally a life-time (if you're lucky).

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