TODAY said:

never...he's weird and might rape your spirit or butt.

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JacquesCousteau said:

Look, this is for the naysayers.

I've BEEN to his house, and y'all are painting an entirely unfair picture in your minds!

It's really more like... well, when you first show up he'll be waiting outside with his two burly body guards. When you first see them you'll probably question whether or not this was a good idea. But don't worry. Get out. Now.

So, you'll be firmly escorted inside and through the cave of unnatural fur coats to the kitchen. Here, they will lay down tarps. (Those are for later. Or now.)

Anyway, once you're in the kitchen you'll be interviewed by the main honcho, which is to say, the dog of many flaps.

IF you pass his inspection, you will be corralled through a narrow doorway and down a long set of creaking stairs to your destination, the dungeon of incinerated objects.

Here, you will be subjected to rigorous time trials and stamina tests until you are literally hacking and wheezing.

If you should survive this phase, you will enter into the final arena: the Rube Goldberg room.

Here, you will be fitted with a custom electronic collar which monitors your position so that you don't have to. You will be taught how to construct intricate machines out of rudimentary ingredients, so that you may uphold your new role in life as a permanent resident and employee of the Rube Goldberg room.

For your safety, I must inform you that the electronic collar will deliver a remarkably strong shock if you step outside the perimeter of the Rube Goldberg room.

Finally, I gotta say it's really not as bad as it sounds. We have internet access in here now.

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Yes, J.C., it is EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
We just updated the Electrical Collar to
support Java Script!

truekimbo2 said:

missed the bus. anti-climactic.

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